The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

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List Criteria: What are the right reasons, anyway? Vote for the most cliche, often repeated, and ridiculous lines constantly heard on ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

For approximately one million years, ABC has been blessing reality television viewers, and really anyone who has a spare two hours each week, with the nightmare/majestic beauty that is The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. It's pretty bad, but you know, a few of these people maybe really did find love, and got married, and maybe one couple had a kid? Who can keep track. What we do know, is that every season is almost exactly, delightfully, horribly the same. Every crazy girl and douchy guy who joins the newest season makes a fool of themselves on TV with one of these repeated, cliche lines from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

These great (oops, meant to type ridiculous) lines are peppered throughout every episode of every season of this reality TV juggernaut. You know them. They're ingrained in your love journey-addled brain. Who is here for the right reasons? Who deserves love the most? Who needs a rose the most? Who is ready to face their fears and ride in that damn helicopter, all in the name of finding love?

Whether you believe in the "process" or not, at least five contestants on any given season will remind you that it does, indeed, "work." Still don't believe them? Well, what kind of cold-hearted monster are you? The Bachelor is all about love, okay? Get with the romance program. Then, spend the 35 minutes each episode devotes to telling you what just happened five minutes ago to voting for the most insane, ridiculous, but all too common Bachelor and Bachelorette quotes below.

Did you just think of a great Bachelor cliche that isn't listed yet? Great! Thank you so much! Please add it below and then tell all your 26-year-old dental hygienist friends to read up, and get on this show, so they can also spout the same formulaic nonsense all the other guys and gals do.
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    She/He Isn't Here For the Righ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    She/He Isn't Here For the Right Reasons

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    I'm Not Here to Make Friends is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I'm Not Here to Make Friends

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    Can I Steal You for a Second? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    Can I Steal You for a Second?

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    I Didn't Realize it Would Be T... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Didn't Realize it Would Be This Hard

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    I'm Definitely Falling For Him... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I'm Definitely Falling For Him/Her

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    I Definitely See My Husband/Wi... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Definitely See My Husband/Wife in This Room

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    This Isn't Going to Be Easy is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    This Isn't Going to Be Easy

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    [City Name] Is the Most Romant... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    [City Name] Is the Most Romantic City on Earth

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    I'm in Love with Two Different... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I'm in Love with Two Different People

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    If That's the Kind of Guy/Girl... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    If That's the Kind of Guy/Girl She/He Likes Then Maybe I Shouldn't Even Be Here

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    I Really Want That First Impre... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Really Want That First Impression Rose

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    I Need Time with Him/Her is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Need Time with Him/Her

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    There's Only One Rose on This ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    There's Only One Rose on This Date and I Want It

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    I'm 25 and This Is My Last Cha... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I'm 25 and This Is My Last Chance to Find Love

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    This Is the BEST Group of Guys... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    This Is the BEST Group of Guys/Girls Ever

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    I Have Something Really Import... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Have Something Really Important to Tell You

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    He/She Deserves to Find Love is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    He/She Deserves to Find Love

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    Can't Believe We Get This Priv... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    Can't Believe We Get This Private Concert From My Favorite Band [Band You Forgot All About or Never Heard Of]

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    This Helicopter Ride Helped Us... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    This Helicopter Ride Helped Us Overcome Our Fears and Fall in Love

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    I Really Hate Group Dates is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Really Hate Group Dates

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    I Hope My Name Will Be on the ... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Hope My Name Will Be on the One on One Date Card

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    We're in This Beautiful Ho... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    We're in This Beautiful Hotel, It's Perfect for Finding Love

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    This Process Works is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    This Process Works

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    He/She Is Worth Fighting For is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    He/She Is Worth Fighting For

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    This Island Is Here Just For U... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    This Island Is Here Just For Us and Our Love Journey

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    I Need to Get a Kiss is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I Need to Get a Kiss

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    I'm a Dental Hygenist is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Most Ridiculous Cliche Lines from The Bachelor & The Bachelorette

    I'm a Dental Hygenist

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