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Songs to kill yourself to. Suicide hot lines provide a much needed service of talking people down from a very sad, desperate act. Unfortunately though, in this economic climate suicide prevention hot lines have been overwhelmed and aren't able to keep up with demand. If hold functions come into play we encourage them to have muzak to make the callers feel better. But here's a list of songs that should NEVER be on a suicide prevention hot line's hold music. While this list is for laughs, if you or someone you know is contemplating suicide take it seriously and seek help. http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

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  1. 1

    Theme from Mash

    Suicide is Painless
    Great show... bad hold music.
    BUY @ amazon
  2. 2
    Jump!

    "Just go ahead and Ju-ump!"
    That's all the motivation they needed.
    BUY @ amazon
  3. 3
    Hurt

    Do I need to explain this in any way? Even non suicidal people want to take a bath with a razor blade when they hear this song.
    BUY @ amazon
  4. 4
    Adam's Song

    And now the suicidal pop-punk-emo kid will think, "Maybe if I do it Blink-182 will write a song about me." Way to Go Matt and Tom.
    BUY @ amazon
  5. 5
    Under Pressure

    "I have Aids." That's all this caller will think when this song comes on the hold music. Opening a vein is the next logical step in their brain.
    BUY @ amazon

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  1. clarkblank
    Bad Suicide Hotline Hold Music at 3/09/2010 12:40 PM
    Theme from M*A*S*H ("Suicide Is Painless")
    1. Anonymous
      Bad Suicide Hotline Hold Music at 3/12/2010 2:32 PM
      Added, thanks.
  2. Lisa
    Bad Suicide Hotline Hold Music at 3/03/2010 7:12 PM
    That's just sick. Funny... but sick.
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