'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.
Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'
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Elizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."
Student: "We're having our car wash this weekend. Last year's car wash raised six thousand dollars."
Elizabeth: "Let's do this."
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Lynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."