'Bad Teacher' quotes are definitely memorable, particularly those from the movie's lead character, Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz). Yes, she's a bad, BAD teacher with an attitude to match. She doesn't give a rip about much of anything, save for marrying a nice sugar daddy and making enough money to afford a nice boob job (to snag the aforementioned sugar daddy). And if you missed the movie in theaters, the 'Bad Teacher' DVD was set for release on October 18, 2011. Check out some of these quotes from the new 'Bad Teacher' movie, and add your own to the list!
'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.
Lynn: ""Are you excited for tomorrow?" Elizabeth: ""Is tomorrow Saturday?" Lynn: ""No, it's the first day of school." Elizabeth: ""Yeah, I'm not going to go to that." Lynn: ""But it's mandatory." Elizabeth: ""Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."
She really doesn't. Not one F. Elizabeth's sole purpose is not to educate wonderful young minds. No, she's in it to win herself a husband - and a boob job. What other motivation does a teacher need?
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?" Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart." Elizabeth: "Enormous."
Elizabeth knows now what she has to do. She must, she must, she must increase her bust! If she wants to snag Scott (and his family money), it's time to have some plastic surgery to get herself a big...heart.
Russell: "You're out of your mind. There is no way Lebron will ever beat Jordon. Nobody will ever been Jordan, okay?" Shawn: "Lebron's a better rebounder and passer." Russell: "Will you let me finish? Can you let me finish? Call me when Lebron has 6 championships." Shawn: "Is that your only arguement?" Russell: "That's the ONLY argument I need, Shawn!"
So funny (and timely)! Unless you're a Lebron fan. Then, maybe not so much.
Russell: "That was a nice thing you did for him." Elizabeth: "He was going through a difficult time." Russell: "I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?" Elizabeth: "I'm not wearing any."
Russell: "Hey Elizabeth, do you wanna like, grab a bit sometime?" Elizabeth: "You still a gym teacher?" Russell: "I am. Yeah." Elizabeth: "Then, no." Russell: "Ok, cool. Well, awesome. This went great. Alright."
Poor Russell Gettis. He's got it bad for Elizabeth, but he's lacking a critical thing: wealth. And Elizabeth is lacking something critical too: a soul.
Elizabeth: "I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know."
Student: "We're having our car wash this weekend. Last year's car wash raised six thousand dollars." Elizabeth: "Let's do this."
Clips of a soaking wet, scantily-clad Elizabeth slithering around on cars while bagging big bucks at the school car wash will likely sell some serious movie tickets for 'Bad Teacher.' Yep.
Lynn: "Hey. Welcome back. A bunch of us are going out tonight to see Period Five play - do you wanna come?" Elizabeth: "Period Five?" Lynn: "Yeah, the teacher band." Elizabeth: (laughing) "I'd rather get shot in the face." (Leaves restroom, enters school hallway)
Scott: "Hey!" Elizabeth: (lighting up) "Hey!" Scott: "So, are you guys coming to the Palace tonight? My band's gonna do a few songs." Elizabeth: "You're in Period Five?!" Scott: "You're looking at the new rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist! Should be fun." Elizabeth: "Should be amazing! Lynn, you wanna come?" Lynn: "Yes...yes."
Poor Lynn. Elizabeth's just trampling her. If you had any doubts that she's an evil, scheming woman, you won't after seeing this.
Elizabeth: "If I got a new pair of boobs, he’d be all over me. But they’re really expensive you know." Lynn: "Yeah and you gotta get two of them. Who knows? Maybe you'll win the bonus." Elizabeth: "What bonus?!" Lynn: "For the state test. Whichever teacher has the highest scoring class gets a bonus..."
So, she's gotta work doubly hard at the job she hates to pay for the boobies? Damn, Elizabeth's life is rough. Good thing she has her (two) priorities straight!
Amy: "There she is! Elizabeth Halsey! I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates but I'm so sad it's because your relationship ended." Elizabeth: "Who are you again?" Amy: "Amy Squirrel." Elizabeth: "Squirrel?" Amy: "Yeah. You know...(makes squirrel sounds). Don't worry you were kind of a lone wolf last year and so busy planning the wedding..." Elizabeth: "I found him in bed with somebody else." Amy: "Oh my gosh!" Elizabeth: "It was another man." Amy: "Shut the front door!"
Lucy Punch, as teacher Amy Squirrel (yes, unfortunate name for a teacher - or for anyone to be honest), promises to deliver a hugely funny performance in 'Bad Teacher.' Her straight-arrow yin to Elizabeth's hot mess, offensive yang is one to watch.
Elizabeth: "Things are about to change around here. Recess is over!"
Elizabeth now has her goal: To win a bonus to pay for her boob job. To do this, her class needs the highest test scores. Can she rise to the occasion and, you know, actually teach something?
Bad student Bad Teacher Quotes at 7/10/2011 6:43 PM
What was the quote when she goes home from work... as she walks into her house she tells her husband to get his dick hard because she's gonna suck it like she's mad at it.
Elizabeth: "What do you want?"BUY @ amazon
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