- 1+ 62- 11
Mad At It
Elizabeth: "Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it."
- 2+ 10- 0v
Student: "We're having our car wash this weekend. Last year's car wash raised six thousand dollars."
Elizabeth: "Let's do this."
Clips of a soaking wet, scantily-clad Elizabeth slithering around on cars while bagging big bucks at the school car wash will likely sell some serious movie tickets for 'Bad Teacher.' Yep.
- 3+ 20- 2
A Big Heart
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Elizabeth knows now what she has to do. She must, she must, she must increase her bust! If she wants to snag Scott (and his family money), it's time to have some plastic surgery to get herself a big...heart.
- 4+ 8- 0
Throw Through Her
Russell: "Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don’t throw at her. Throw through her."
Students: "Hit her! Hit her! Hit her!"
Russell, it seems, is definitely still smarting from Elizabeth's rejection. Revenge is sweet.
- 5+ 30- 9
I Don't Give a F**kv
Lynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."
She really doesn't. Not one F. Elizabeth's sole purpose is not to educate wonderful young minds. No, she's in it to win herself a husband - and a boob job. What other motivation does a teacher need?
- 6+ 17- 3
It's Medicinal Marijuana
Elizabeth: "What do you want?"
Student: "Is that marijuana?!"
Elizabeth: "No. It's medicinal marijuana."
Student: "Oh. Well, feel better!"
Something tells me Elizabeth's medicinal marijuana isn't legit.
- 7+ 15- 3
Russell: "You're out of your mind. There is no way Lebron will ever beat Jordon. Nobody will ever been Jordan, okay?"
Shawn: "Lebron's a better rebounder and passer."
Russell: "Will you let me finish? Can you let me finish? Call me when Lebron has 6 championships."
Shawn: "Is that your only arguement?"
Russell: "That's the ONLY argument I need, Shawn!"
So funny (and timely)! Unless you're a Lebron fan. Then, maybe not so much.
- 8+ 6- 0
You're Not Her Type
Scott: "I don’t know how to say this, I’m kinda nervous. I’m crushing on someone."
Elizabeth: "I think you’re pretty great too."
Scott: "Thanks. It’s Amy."
Elizabeth: "I don’t think that you’re Amy’s type."
Elizabeth: "She hates cock."
Bad teacher Elizabeth...BAD teacher!
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