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A Big HeartElizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Elizabeth knows now what she has to do. She must, she must, she must increase her bust! If she wants to snag Scott (and his family money), it's time to have some plastic surgery to get herself a big...heart.
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Difficult Time Added by: Mark
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For All the Right ReasonsElizabeth: "When I first started teaching, I thought that I was doing it for all the right reasons: Shorter hours, summers off, no accountability..."
And isn't what why all teachers choose this profession?
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I Don't Give a F**kLynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."
She really doesn't. Not one F. Elizabeth's sole purpose is not to educate wonderful young minds. No, she's in it to win herself a husband - and a boob job. What other motivation does a teacher need?
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It's Medicinal MarijuanaElizabeth: "What do you want?"
Student: "Is that marijuana?!"
Elizabeth: "No. It's medicinal marijuana."
Student: "Oh. Well, feel better!"
Something tells me Elizabeth's medicinal marijuana isn't legit.
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