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Movie and TV Quotes 'Bad Teacher' quotes are definitely memorable, particularly those from the movie's lead character, Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz). Yes, she's a bad, BAD teacher with an attitude to match. She doesn't give a rip about much of anything, save for marrying a nice sugar daddy and making enough money to afford a nice boob job (to snag the aforementioned sugar daddy). And if you missed the movie in theaters, the 'Bad Teacher' DVD was set for release on October 18, 2011. Check out some of these quotes from the new 'Bad Teacher' movie, and add your own to the list!
'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.
Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'
'Bad Teacher' is a raunchy, offensive and totally hilarious movie packed with great one-liners. In addition to Cameron Diaz, the movie boasts a stellar cast, including Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Justin Timberlake and Phyllis Smith.
'Bad Teacher' did well at the box office, taking in an estimated $31.6 million during its opening weekend. All total, as of early-September 2011, the movie has earned nearly $202 million worldwide.
Looking for more raunchy comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists for hilarious quips from 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star,' 'The Change-Up,' and 'Friends With Benefits!'
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A Big Heart
Elizabeth: "So did you and your wife just move to town?"BUY @ amazon
Scott: "I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship. (shows picture of his amply endowed ex) She has such big heart."
Elizabeth: "Enormous."
Elizabeth knows now what she has to do. She must, she must, she must increase her bust! If she wants to snag Scott (and his family money), it's time to have some plastic surgery to get herself a big...heart. - 6Up 6Down 0
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Russell: "That was a nice thing you did for him."BUY @ amazon
Elizabeth: "He was going through a difficult time."
Russell: "I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?"
Elizabeth: "I'm not wearing any." - 17Up 2Down 1
For All the Right Reasons
Elizabeth: "When I first started teaching, I thought that I was doing it for all the right reasons: Shorter hours, summers off, no accountability..."BUY @ amazon
And isn't what why all teachers choose this profession? - 2Up 24Down 5
I Don't Give a F**k
Lynn: "Are you excited for tomorrow?"BUY @ amazon
Elizabeth: "Is tomorrow Saturday?"
Lynn: "No, it's the first day of school."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I'm not going to go to that."
Lynn: "But it's mandatory."
Elizabeth: "Ooooohhh! I don't give a f**k."
She really doesn't. Not one F. Elizabeth's sole purpose is not to educate wonderful young minds. No, she's in it to win herself a husband - and a boob job. What other motivation does a teacher need? - 4Up 13Down 3
It's Medicinal Marijuana
Elizabeth: "What do you want?"BUY @ amazon
Student: "Is that marijuana?!"
Elizabeth: "No. It's medicinal marijuana."
Student: "Oh. Well, feel better!"
Something tells me Elizabeth's medicinal marijuana isn't legit. -
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