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Difficult Time Added by: MarkRussell: "That was a nice thing you did for him."BUY @ amazon
Elizabeth: "He was going through a difficult time."
Russell: "I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?"
Elizabeth: "I'm not wearing any."
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Sign My Yearbook?Elizabeth: "Sign my yearbook?"BUY @ amazon
Russell: "Hold by ball sack?"
Russell utters this line, of course, while holding a large bag of soccer balls. What did you THINK he meant? Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Still a Gym Teacher?Russell: "Hey Elizabeth, do you wanna like, grab a bit sometime?"BUY @ amazon
Elizabeth: "You still a gym teacher?"
Russell: "I am. Yeah."
Elizabeth: "Then, no."
Russell: "Ok, cool. Well, awesome. This went great. Alright."
Poor Russell Gettis. He's got it bad for Elizabeth, but he's lacking a critical thing: wealth. And Elizabeth is lacking something critical too: a soul.
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What I Know Added by: Kel VarnsenElizabeth: "I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know."BUY @ amazon
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Throw Through HerRussell: "Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don’t throw at her. Throw through her."BUY @ amazon
Students: "Hit her! Hit her! Hit her!"
Russell, it seems, is definitely still smarting from Elizabeth's rejection. Revenge is sweet.
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