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Hey batter, batter! Jokes, batter, batter! Baseball fans are some of the most dedicated sports fans on this big ball of rubber bands we call planet earth. It’s very possible that a lot of the baseball one liners on this list were written in the stands during a forever long double header, what else are you going to do during your second seventh inning stretch? Other than eat a couple of delicious Dodger dogs, of course (that option is only available in Los Angeles). So spit on your palms (or whatever it is that pitchers do!) and dig into this list of the funniest baseball jokes and baseball puns!

Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open that box of Cracker Jacks, and prepare your lungs for all the laughing they’re about to start doing.  Vote on which baseball joke you think hits a home run, and leave us a comment if you think any of them struck out.

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How Do Baseball Players Stay F... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends? They touch base every once in a while. 

The Greatest Baseball Players of All Time The Best Bars and Pubs in London

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Why Are Umpires So Fat? is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Why Are Umpires So Fat? They always clean their plate!

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Which Baseball Player Holds Wa... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Which Baseball Player Holds Water? The pitcher

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What Are Rules For Zebra Baseb... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Are Rules For Zebra Baseball? Three stripes and you're out!

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What Goes All The Way Around A... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Goes All The Way Around A Baseball Field But Never Moves? The fence!

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What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross A Tree With A Baseball Player? Babe Root

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What Has 18 Legs & Catches... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Has 18 Legs & Catches Flies? A baseball team!

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What's The Difference Between A Royals Fan And A Baby? The baby stops whining after a while.

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The MLB is deciding whether or... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
The MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it." 

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What Did The Baseball Glove Sa... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Did The Baseball Glove Say To The Ball? Catch ya' later!

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Who's The Most Famous Los Ange... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Who's The Most Famous Los Angeles Dodger? O.J. Simpson 

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What Do Baseball Players Use T... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Do Baseball Players Use To Bake A Cake?  Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

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What Do You Call 40 Millionair... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Do You Call 40 Millionaires Sitting Around Watching The World Series? The New York Yankees!

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What's The Difference Between A High-Hit Baseball And A Maggot's Dad? One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What's The Difference Between Barry Zito Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr? Walter knows how to throw a strike. 

The Hottest Baseball Wives and Girlfriends Zoo Attacks: 17 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

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Why Is Yankee Stadium The Cool... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Why Is Yankee Stadium The Coolest Place To Be? Because it's full of fans!

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Do You Know What Cupcakes And ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Do You Know What Cupcakes And A Baseball Team Have In Common? They both count on the batter! 

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Houston Astros is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
How Many Houston Astros Does It Take To Change A Tire? One. Unless it's a blowout, and in that case they all show up. 

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Why Are Cubs Fans Bad In Bed? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Why Are Cubs Fans Bad In Bed? Not only do they come up short but they always finish early. 

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How Do You Know You Have A Fem... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
How Do You Know You Have A Female Umpire? She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games. 

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Why'd The Post Office Recall T... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Why'd The Post Office Recall Their Latest Stamps? They had pictures of Braves players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. 

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Why Don't Orphans Play Basebal... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
Why Don't Orphans Play Baseball? Because They Don't Know Where Home Is!

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What's The Difference Between Dirt & The Kansas City Royals? Nothing. They both always get swept.

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What Team Does PeeWee Herman L... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What Team Does PeeWee Herman Like? The Yankees!

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Baseball Jokes
What's The Difference Between The Yankees and The Cleveland Indians? The last Yankees World Series team picture isn't in black and white.