names Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Tiffany

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Ashley is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ashley

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Jessica is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jessica

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Becky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Becky

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Maddison is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Maddison

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Heather is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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Katie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lauren

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Amber is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amber

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Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Caitlyn

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Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Rachel is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Rachel

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Brandi is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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Hannah is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Hannah

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Sarah is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sarah

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Christina is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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Allison is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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Samantha is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Samantha

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Danielle is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Danielle

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Melissa is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Melissa

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Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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Lacey is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lacey

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Emily is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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Amy is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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Tori is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Tori

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Rebekah Mikaelson is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Michelle is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Michelle

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Claire is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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Olivia is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Olivia

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Monica is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jordynne

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Jackie is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jackie

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Madeline is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madeline

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Katherine Pierce is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Reagan is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Reagan

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Hailey Bright is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Charlotte is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Charlotte

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Susan is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Susan

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5tephanie is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
5tephanie

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Joseph Wilkinson is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Joseph Wilkinson

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Barbara is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Smefanye is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Smefanye

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Ingrid is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ingrid