Total Nerd Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?  

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List Rules Vote up any funny joke that will make a Batman fan laugh.

Why do we like making Batman jokes? Is it because - despite the character being essentially something created for children - there’s a pervasive darkness that not only encapsulates the character, but has also managed to spread out through the rest of the canon? So much so that even the animated series feels darker than regular children’s programming? Or is it because the concept of a grown man and his younger friend running around in tights appeals to us in a childish and naïve way? Or maybe it’s just really easy to make bat-based puns. Whatever the reason, we’ve put together a list of our favorite jokes and puns based on our favorite caped crusader. And yes, these are the Batman jokes that you deserve, and need.

Batman jokes are strangely easy to execute. Maybe it’s because he not only named himself after one of the world's creepiest animals, but also after a sports utensil (that’s what we’re calling baseball bats now right? Sports utensils?). The funny Batman jokes on this list are not only silly and a little cute, but they’re readable for everyone in the family. So if you’re reading this with your kids, we hope you’re ready to hear these until the next Batman movie comes out. After all, some kids just want to watch the world laugh.

So take off your hockey pads and vote on your favorite jokes for Dark Knight fans. If you think you have a joke we haven’t heard, smear on your green hair dye and let it rip in the comments. Just beware that grade school Batman and Robin jokes may not make the grade.
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What Happens When Batman Sees ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Happens When Batman Sees Catwoman? The dark knight rises.

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What Do You Call It When Batma... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Do You Call It When Batman Skips Church? Christian Bale

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What's The Difference Between Batman & A Robber Batman can go into a store without robin!! 

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What Position Did Bruce Wayne ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Position Did Bruce Wayne Play On His Baseball Team? He was the bat boy. 

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The Joker is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
When Is Joker Not Plotting A Murder? When he's riding his Harley!

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What Does Batman Put In His Dr... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Does Batman Put In His Drinks? Just ice.

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What Do You Get For The Batman... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Do You Get For The Batman Who Has Everything? How about unmurdered parents you jerk.

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What's Batman's Favorite Part ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What's Batman's Favorite Part Of A Joke? The "PUNCH" line!

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What's Batman's Favorite Fruit... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What's Batman's Favorite Fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.

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Batman & Robin Go Camping ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Batman & Robin Go Camping In The Desert After setting up their tent and falling asleep,   Batman wakes his faithful friend. “Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”Robin replies, “ I see millions of stars.”“What does that tell you?” asks ...

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What Does Batgirl Wear To Bed? is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Does Batgirl Wear To Bed? Her Dark Knight gown!

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When Does Poison Ivy Change He... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
When Does Poison Ivy Change Her Underpants? When they get soiled!

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How Many Caped Crusaders Does ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
How Many Caped Crusaders Does It Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None. They prefer the dark.

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What Happened When Batman &... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Happened When Batman & Robin Were Run Over By A Steam Roller? They became Flatman and Ribbon.

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Why Couldn't Batman Go Fishing... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Why Couldn't Batman Go Fishing? Because Robin ate all the worms!

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Where Do Batman's Goldfish Liv... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Where Do Batman's Goldfish Live? In the Bat Tub!

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Why Did Bruce's Date Go Badly? is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Why Did Bruce's Date Go Badly? He had BAT breath!

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How Does Batman Take His Coffe... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
How Does Batman Take His Coffee? BLACK! Like the night.

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Yo Mama Is So Stupid is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She threw a baseball at batman.

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What Did Batman Say To Robin B... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What Did Batman Say To Robin Before They Got In The Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin!

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What's Batman's Favorite Drink... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What's Batman's Favorite Drink? Fruit Punch!

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Batman Doesn't Make New Years ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Batman Doesn't Make New Years Resolutions He ENFORCES them. 

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Why Did Batman Flush The Toile... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Why Did Batman Flush The Toilet? Because it was his duty!

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Did You Hear About The New Bat... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
Did You Hear About The New Bat Signal? Now That Ben Afleck's Playing Batman, the commissioner's going to shine the Red Sox logo in the sky. 

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What's The Difference Betw... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Quick, Batman Joke! What Is Batman's Favorite Fruit?
What's The Difference Between Batman & A Unicorn? Nothing. They're fictional characters.