Bernie Movie Quotes

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'Bernie' movie quotes include some of the most memorable lines from this dark comedy, starring Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine and Matthew McConaughey. The film is based on the real-life story of Texas widow Marjorie Nugent and her companion, mortician Bernie Tiede. When Marjorie is murdered, authorities must figure out who killed her, and why. While the story doesn't exactly sound like a comedy, the dialogue is quite funny. See a favorite quote from 'Bernie' on the list? If so, vote for it! And, if you've seen 'Bernie' and you don't see what you think is the best line from the movie listed, definitely add it.

Director Richard Linklater ('Dazed and Confused,' 'Before Sunrise,' 'School of Rock') teams up once again with both Jack Black and Matthew McConaughey for 'Bernie.' The movie is definitely dark, but it's also hilarious, as Bernie Tiede goes to incredible lengths to conceal the fact that he's murdered his "friend," the super-rich Marjorie Nugent. McConaughey is the Carthage, Texas, DA who's determined to figure out what's going on, despite the fact that the town's residents are all rallying behind Bernie (they hated Marjorie).

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