Best Beer Pong Partner By Alex Sargeant  [19 more lists]

I've got mad skillz (The z adds more skill). I'm skinny and I read a lot of comics so I don't look like a threat. I come with the element of surprise. I'm like one of those pills you drop in water and wait to see what it grows into. "Is it a bird? Holy s**t, it's a life size alligator!" That's me, a life size alligator in pill form.

I've been playing beer pong since I was in high school. That may not mean anything to you, but I went to high school in Beirut, the birthplace of beer pong. We used to play beer pong with missiles until we realized it'd be cheaper to play it with red cups, beer and a ping pong table.

There's no way anyone can beat my team.

Yes, he's blind, but he's not really blind. Every other sense is heightened up to eleven. Any shift in the wind, the table, sound... he's already compensated for it. There's no way Daredevil can miss.

Off the court he's the perfect wingman. He's still hung up on Electra and Milla Donovan so he's not going to take any of my ladies. He's also a lawyer so he can talk frat and DUI stuff with the bros as I do it with their girlfriends and take the keys to their raised trucks.

Daredevil is the best Beer Pong Partner. Prove me wrong!