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Best Fantasy Team Names By pepdek [15 more lists]

This amazing list of fantasy team names is filled with great funny football, basketball, hockey and baseball team names for you to pick from. Usually the team names are a play on the athletes skills or puns on common terms in specific sports with a twist of pop culture. With classic names like My Vick in a Box, Vanick! At the Disco and Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe. There are good fantasy team names for kids too; Farve Dollar Footlong and Wachta Talkin’ about Willis?!?! Also ranked are some of the best female fantasy football team names like Breaston Implants, Victorious Secret and The Pre-snap Madonnas. No great list is complete without the dirty, offensive and cruel fantasy team names like Plaxidently Shot My Self, Tittsburgh Steelers, Ron Artesticles and Kiss My Assomugha.

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Be All You Camby
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Steve Nashty
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Forgeting Brandon Marshall
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These Pretzels are Maclin Me Thirsty
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Victorious Secret
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Raymond Felton Fingered Her
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Forever Vince Young
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Kiss My Asomugha
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Driveway Situps
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Tittsburg Steelers
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Team Ramrod
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Don't Bring Guns To Arenas
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The Lone Granger
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Vanek! At The Disco
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The Herpes
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Unemployed
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Walker Texas Granger
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loLuongo
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The Tony Romo Hide
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Peoria Cheechoos
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Someone Sign Me!
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Mad Skills? I Haslem
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We Wish You Amare Christmas
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Flacco Seagulls
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Honey Nut Ichiros
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How I Mehmet Your Mother
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Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle
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Malkin in the Middle
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Return Of The Mack-lin
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Myra Kraft
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Off Constantly
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