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Best Fantasy Team Names

Brought to you by FanDuel: This amazing list of fantasy team names is filled with great funny football, basketball, hockey and baseball team names for you to pick from. Usually the team names are a play on the athletes skills or puns on common terms in specific sports with a twist of pop culture. With classic names like My Vick in a Box, Vanick! At the Disco and Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe. There are good fantasy team names for kids too; Farve Dollar Footlong and Wachta Talkin’ about Willis?!?! Also ranked are some of the best female fantasy football team names like Victorious Secret and The Pre-snap Madonnas. No great list is complete without the dirty, offensive and cruel fantasy team names like Plaxidently Shot My Self.

Rate the best fantasy team names and be sure to add your own team name to the list and vote it to the top to see which name is the most popular fantasy team name ever.
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    My Vick in a Box

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    Plaxidently Shot Myself

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    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

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    Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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    Yao Know What I Ming

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    Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle

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    Favre Dollar Footlong

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    Pippen Ain't Easy

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    Be All You Camby

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    Don't Bring Guns To Arenas

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    Honey Nut Ichiros

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    Jagr Bombs

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    Cotton Camby

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    Mile High Messiah

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    Ibaka Flocka Flame

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    Durant Is Too Damn High

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    Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?!

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    Steve Nashty

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    It's On Like Ndamukong

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    added by benostrow2369likeaboss I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball

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    Lamar Odom Some Money

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    Cookies and Kareem

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    These Pretzels are Maclin Me Thirsty

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    A Stuckey Situation

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    Nashed Potatoes and McGrady

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    Sidney Crosby's Concussion

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    Selanne on Rye

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    We Wish You Amare Christmas

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    Redneck Yacht Club

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    Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia

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    The Jesus Krejci's

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    Boats 'N' Hossas

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    Flacco Seagulls

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    Hatrick Swayze

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    Malkin in the Middle

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    LeBrontourage

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    COD: Black Hops

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    new! & added by tkprocessing She's Keenan My Wright Ball, but Not My Left

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    new! & added by tkprocessing She's Keenan My Wright Ball, but Not My Left

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    Team Ramrod

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    Spider Pigs

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    Blades of Staal

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    added by dale358z Corn on the Kolb

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    Terrible Owens

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    The Cereal Killers

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    Hakan A Loobie

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    Assault and Battier

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    Villanueva Rafers

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    Joe Namath's Kisses

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    Cunning Stunts

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