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Best Fantasy Team Names

Brought to you by FanDuel: This amazing list of fantasy team names is filled with great funny football, basketball, hockey and baseball team names for you to pick from. Usually the team names are a play on the athletes skills or puns on common terms in specific sports with a twist of pop culture. With classic names like My Vick in a Box, Vanick! At the Disco and Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe. There are good fantasy team names for kids too; Farve Dollar Footlong and Wachta Talkin’ about Willis?!?! Also ranked are some of the best female fantasy football team names like Victorious Secret and The Pre-snap Madonnas. No great list is complete without the dirty, offensive and cruel fantasy team names like Plaxidently Shot My Self.

Rate the best fantasy team names and be sure to add your own team name to the list and vote it to the top to see which name is the most popular fantasy team name ever.
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    Plaxidently Shot Myself

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    My Vick in a Box

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    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

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    Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle

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    Favre Dollar Footlong

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    Yao Know What I Ming

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    Puff The Magic Johnson

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    It's On Like Ndamukong

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    Pippen Ain't Easy

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    Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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    Honey Nut Ichiros

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    Nashed Potatoes and McGrady

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    added by benostrow2369likeaboss I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball

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    Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?!

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    COD: Black Hops

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    Be All You Camby

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    Ibaka Flocka Flame

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    These Pretzels are Maclin Me Thirsty

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    Flash dem TDs

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    Love Shaq

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    Assault and Battier

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    LeBrontourage

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    A Stuckey Situation

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    Cookies and Kareem

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    Lamar Odom Some Money

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    Steve Nashty

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    Jagr Bombs

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    The Hinrich Maneuver

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    The Big Deng Theory

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    Don't Bring Guns To Arenas

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    Mr. Rodgers-Cromartie’s Neighbohood

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    Malkin in the Middle

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    So Easy a Kaman Can Do It

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    We Wish You Amare Christmas

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    Terrible Owens

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    Here for Beer

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    Hatrick Swayze

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    I Do Not Like Green-Ellis and Manningham

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    Team Ramrod

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    Corn on the Schuab

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    How I Mehmet Your Mother

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    Cotton Camby

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    Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia

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    Redneck Yacht Club

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    Shipping and Yandling

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    Stammergeddon

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    Vanek Depressives

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