sports The Best Fantasy Team Names

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This amazing list of fantasy team names is filled with great funny football, basketball, hockey and baseball team names for you to pick from. Usually the team names are a play on the athletes skills or puns on common terms in specific sports with a twist of pop culture. With classic names like My Vick in a Box, Vanick! At the Disco and Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe. There are good fantasy team names for kids too; Farve Dollar Footlong and Wachta Talkin’ about Willis?!?! Also ranked are some of the best female fantasy football team names like Victorious Secret and The Pre-snap Madonnas. No great list is complete without the dirty, offensive and cruel fantasy team names like Plaxidently Shot My Self.

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Favre Dollar Footlong is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Favre Dollar Footlong

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Plaxidently Shot Myself is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Plaxidently Shot Myself

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Flash dem TDs is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Flash dem TDs

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My Vick in a Box is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
My Vick in a Box

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Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

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Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Ea... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle

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Yao Know What I Ming is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Yao Know What I Ming

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Honey Nut Ichiros is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Honey Nut Ichiros

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My Ball Zach Ertz is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
My Ball Zach Ertz

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It's On Like Ndamukong is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
It's On Like Ndamukong

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Nashed Potatoes and McGrady is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Nashed Potatoes and McGrady

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Manziel in Distress is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Manziel in Distress

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Pippen Ain't Easy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Pippen Ain't Easy

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Don't Bring Guns To Arenas is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Don't Bring Guns To Arenas

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Puff The Magic Johnson is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Puff The Magic Johnson

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Ibaka Flocka Flame is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Ibaka Flocka Flame

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Lamar Odom Some Money is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Lamar Odom Some Money

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Love Shaq is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Love Shaq

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The Big Deng Theory is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
The Big Deng Theory

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Forgetting Brandon Marshall is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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Dunk You Very Much is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Dunk You Very Much

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The Hinrich Maneuver is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
The Hinrich Maneuver

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I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball

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Cookies and Kareem is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Cookies and Kareem

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Be All You Camby is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Be All You Camby

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These Pretzels are Maclin Me T... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
These Pretzels are Maclin Me Thirsty

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LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
LeBrontourage

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The Gordon Bombays is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
The Gordon Bombays

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Spider Pigs is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Spider Pigs

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So Easy a Kaman Can Do It is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
So Easy a Kaman Can Do It

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Jagr Bombs is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Jagr Bombs

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Vanek Depressives is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Vanek Depressives

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Crosby Staals and Nash is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Crosby Staals and Nash

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Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?! is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?!

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Malkin in the Middle is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Malkin in the Middle

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Working for a Correa is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Working for a Correa

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Team Ramrod is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Team Ramrod

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COD: Black Hops is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
COD: Black Hops

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Assault and Battier is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Assault and Battier

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Boats 'N' Hossas is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Boats 'N' Hossas

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Hatrick Swayze is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Hatrick Swayze

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Here for Beer is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Here for Beer

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The Cereal Killers is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
The Cereal Killers

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Flacco Seagulls is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Flacco Seagulls

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Vanek! At The Disco is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Vanek! At The Disco

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The Mighty Morphin Stock Excha... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
The Mighty Morphin Stock Exchangers

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Cunning Stunts is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Cunning Stunts

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Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia

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Kiss My Asomugha is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Kiss My Asomugha

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Durant Is Too Damn High is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names
Durant Is Too Damn High