The Best Fantasy Team Names

By 4.9k votes 996 voters 484k views 153 items tags f p @
This amazing list of fantasy team names is filled with great funny football, basketball, hockey and baseball team names for you to pick from. Usually the team names are a play on the athletes skills or puns on common terms in specific sports with a twist of pop culture. With classic names like My Vick in a Box, Vanick! At the Disco and Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe. There are good fantasy team names for kids too; Farve Dollar Footlong and Wachta Talkin’ about Willis?!?! Also ranked are some of the best female fantasy football team names like Victorious Secret and The Pre-snap Madonnas. No great list is complete without the dirty, offensive and cruel fantasy team names like Plaxidently Shot My Self.

Rate the best fantasy team names and be sure to add your own team name to the list and vote it to the top to see which name is the most popular fantasy team name ever.
Collection Photo: user uploaded image
Z
G Options B Comments & Embed 2rerank list
  1. 1
    + 97
    - 61
    Favre Dollar Footlong is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Favre Dollar Footlong

  2. 2
    + 63
    - 35
    Flash dem TDs is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Flash dem TDs

  3. 3
    + 125
    - 86
    Plaxidently Shot Myself is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Plaxidently Shot Myself

  4. 4
    + 147
    - 106
    My Vick in a Box is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    My Vick in a Box

  5. 5
    + 105
    - 76
    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

  6. 6
    + 73
    - 51
    Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Ea... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Hide Your Beagle, Vick's an Eagle

  7. 7
    + 81
    - 65
    Yao Know What I Ming is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Yao Know What I Ming

  8. 8
    + 54
    - 43
    It's On Like Ndamukong is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    It's On Like Ndamukong

  9. 9
    + 10
    - 1
    Manziel in Distress is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    added by johns259
    Manziel in Distress

  10. 10
    + 35
    - 27
    Honey Nut Ichiros is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Honey Nut Ichiros

  11. 11
    + 40
    - 33
    Puff The Magic Johnson is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Puff The Magic Johnson

  12. 12
    + 38
    - 31
    Nashed Potatoes and McGrady is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Nashed Potatoes and McGrady

  13. 13
    + 51
    - 46
    Pippen Ain't Easy is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Pippen Ain't Easy

  14. 14
    + 35
    - 31
    Love Shaq is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Love Shaq

  15. 15
    + 48
    - 45
    Don't Bring Guns To Arenas is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Don't Bring Guns To Arenas

  16. 16
    + 25
    - 21
    Lamar Odom Some Money is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Lamar Odom Some Money

  17. 17
    + 13
    - 9
    The Big Deng Theory is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Big Deng Theory

  18. 18
    + 9
    - 5
    No image

    added by crowe
    Dunk You Very Much

  19. 19
    + 39
    - 38
    Ibaka Flocka Flame is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Ibaka Flocka Flame

  20. 20
    + 53
    - 54
    Forgetting Brandon Marshall is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Forgetting Brandon Marshall

  21. 21
    + 28
    - 27
    LeBrontourage is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    LeBrontourage

  22. 22
    + 34
    - 34
    Be All You Camby is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Be All You Camby

  23. 23
    + 11
    - 9
    The Gordon Bombays is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Gordon Bombays

  24. 24
    + 32
    - 32
    These Pretzels are Maclin Me T... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    These Pretzels are Maclin Me Thirsty

  25. 25
    + 28
    - 28
    Cookies and Kareem is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Cookies and Kareem

  26. 26
    + 16
    - 15
    The Hinrich Maneuver is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Hinrich Maneuver

  27. 27
    + 2
    - 0
    No image

    new! & added by JoshBerman
    My Ball Zach Ertz

  28. 28
    + 24
    - 25
    I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    added by benostrow2369likeaboss
    I Kaman Like a Wrecking Ball

  29. 29
    + 13
    - 13
    So Easy a Kaman Can Do It is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    So Easy a Kaman Can Do It

  30. 30
    + 19
    - 20
    Team Ramrod is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Team Ramrod

  31. 31
    + 11
    - 11
    Crosby Staals and Nash is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Crosby Staals and Nash

  32. 32
    + 11
    - 11
    Vanek Depressives is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Vanek Depressives

  33. 33
    + 26
    - 28
    Jagr Bombs is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Jagr Bombs

  34. 34
    + 22
    - 24
    Spider Pigs is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Spider Pigs

  35. 35
    + 7
    - 7
    Cunning Stunts is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Cunning Stunts

  36. 36
    + 28
    - 31
    Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?! is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?!

  37. 37
    + 28
    - 31
    COD: Black Hops is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    COD: Black Hops

  38. 38
    + 13
    - 14
    Malkin in the Middle is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Malkin in the Middle

  39. 39
    + 25
    - 28
    Steve Nashty is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Steve Nashty

  40. 40
    + 11
    - 12
    Kiss My Asomugha is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Kiss My Asomugha

  41. 41
    + 9
    - 10
    The Cereal Killers is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Cereal Killers

  42. 42
    + 2
    - 2
    #quinning is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    added by Jamison12
    #quinning

  43. 43
    + 15
    - 17
    Here for Beer is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Here for Beer

  44. 44
    + 15
    - 17
    Assault and Battier is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Assault and Battier

  45. 45
    + 13
    - 15
    Flacco Seagulls is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Flacco Seagulls

  46. 46
    + 19
    - 22
    A Stuckey Situation is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    A Stuckey Situation

  47. 47
    + 6
    - 7
    The Mighty Morphin Stock Excha... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Mighty Morphin Stock Exchangers

  48. 48
    + 6
    - 7
    The Lone Granger is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    The Lone Granger

  49. 49
    + 6
    - 7
    Gym Tan Landry is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    Gym Tan Landry

  50. 50
    + 6
    - 7
    What's Eating Gilbert Arenas? is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Fantasy Team Names

    What's Eating Gilbert Arenas?

154 +

Something missing? Add it!

L List Options 2 Rerank List B Comments & Embed z Share Next List >