Best Fast Food Places By IHateEverything [37 more lists]

Americans love cheap, fatty, delicious food, and there are more than enough places to choose from to make that ass larger, heart slower, and diabetes closer to reality. On the way though, why not ruin your body with some quality?

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In n Out

For everyone living in California, Nevada, and Arizona, we have been bestowed a glorious place known as In n Out. Their menu may be lacking most of the excess of some other places, but what they do have is nothing less than amazing. As an added bonus, those in the know are privy to the "secret menu". Almost like Scientology, the closer you are to this place and the more money you drop on it, the more you get to know about it; but In n Out isn't a raging cult screwing it's members out of their entire savings.

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Carls Jr

Of all the fast food places I've been to, Carl's jr, or Hardees as it's known south of the Donna Dixon line, has the best cooked cow meat for it's price range. It all has to do with the fact that this genius business invested in an open grill, which infuses all of the burgers with that fresh from the backyard BBQ taste.

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Popeyes Chicken

F**k KFC, this is the real fried chicken. Everything I have had at this place is so good I have to check that I'm not getting a bj under the table. The only downside to all this deliciousness is that you can feel your heart slowing down from all that grease. That, and more often than not the only location you're gonna find a place is in an area you aren't willing to travel to after dark.

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Jack in the Box

In a way, this place is the inverse of In n Out. Their food is good, but their menu is large enough to stop a stoner dead in their tracks for twenty minutes trying to figure out, "Do I want the dollar tacos, the eggrolls, their 24 hour breakfast menu, bacon cheddar potato wedges, the double cheesbur--" and that's when their head explodes like they were in a David Cronenberg film. It's cheap, it's fattening, and there's lots of it = exactly what fast food was invented for.

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Panda Express

Since I live in California, I don't get to eat good Chinese food because once you've had New York chinese, the rest is s**t. Panda Express is the cheapest and best tasting quasi chinese food I have found around, and dammit it'll have to do. Everyone loves their orange chicken, and there's a wide variety of dishes to fit your various tastes. Too bad they don't have any real panda; once you've had black and white, nothing else tastes right.

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Del Taco

If, like me, you're fed up with Taco Bells interesting definition of "mexican" food, then this is what you meant to eat. For instance, Taco Bells quesadilla is tiny, flat, devoid of chicken and flavor, and more expensive than it deserves to be. Del Taco's quesadilla is large, cheap, filling, chunky with chicken you can see and taste, and at a reasonable price. One word of warning though, there is a decent chance you're going to feel pretty gassy later on, so do not eat this before a first date or job interview.

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In n Out

Carls Jr

Popeyes Chicken

Jack in the Box

Panda Express

Del Taco