Total Nerd The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names  

1.7k votes 171 voters 6.2k views 78 items Follow Embed

List Rules Minor characters from the world of GoT and ASOIAF. So don't add Littlefinger, even though it's a very funny name.

How many characters are in George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series? Who knows. maybe millions. What we do know, is that a whole bunch of them are very minor players, who have really awesome character names, nicknames, and monikers. Some of these hilariously named characters also have small roles on HBO's Game of Thrones, so an even wider group of fans has been blessed with the opportunity to meet delightful characters like Dolorous Edd.

These aren't the Lannisters we're talking about - these are the lesser known characters who you only remember because their name is something crazy like Clubfoot Karl, or Swampy Meg. (Poor Swampy Meg.) The world of Westeros and Essos is large and complex, and the minor Game of Thrones characters on this list come from all parts of the realm, beyond the Wall, and even across the Narrow Sea.

No matter how these characters earned their unique, odd names, you surely won't forget them anytime soon, even if you can't remember whether they were a hedge knight or a smuggler. Martin has proved throughout ASOIAF that he is great and coming up with character names and it only makes the GoT universe more fun.

Vore up the strangest and funniest names of minor Game of Thrones characters below, and thank the old gods and the new that your parents didn't name you Whoresbane.
list ordered by

1
+ - 79 16
Dolorous Edd is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Dolorous Edd A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

24 Times You've Seen the GoT Actors Before List of All Cars Made in 1996

2
+ - 69 16
Brynden Blackfish is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Brynden Blackfish A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords

3
+ - 27 13
Steelshanks is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Steelshanks A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

4
+ - 46 31
Whoresbane is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Whoresbane A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

5
+ - 37 24
Ser Duncan the Tall is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Ser Duncan the Tall The Hedge Knight, The Sworn Sword, The Mystery Knight

6
+ - 21 10
Maggy the Frog is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Maggy the Frog A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

7
+ - 29 19
Deaf Dick is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Deaf Dick A Storm of Swords

8
+ - 32 22
Damon Dance-for-Me is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Damon Dance-for-Me A Dance with Dragons

9
+ - 30 21
Rattleshirt is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Rattleshirt A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

10
+ - 21 13
Squirrel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Squirrel A Dance with Dragons

11
+ - 27 19
Dunsen Sh*tmouth is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Dunsen Sh*tmouth A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

12
+ - 30 24
Swampy Meg is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Swampy Meg A Feast for Crows

13
+ - 21 16
The Bastard of Godsgrace is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
The Bastard of Godsgrace A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons

14
+ - 20 15
Dagmer Cleftjaw is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Dagmer Cleftjaw A Clash of Kings, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons

15
+ - 19 14
Petyr Pimple is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Petyr Pimple A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

The Best Italian Shoe Brands For Men The Best Graffiti Artists

16
+ - 23 19
Garth the Gross is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Garth the Gross A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords

17
+ - 20 16
Strong Belwas is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Strong Belwas A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

18
+ - 19 15
Lemoncloak is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Lemoncloak A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

19
+ - 18 14
Brandon the Daughterless is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Brandon the Daughterless A Clash of Kings

20
+ - 15 12
Andrik the Unsmiling is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Andrik the Unsmiling A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

21
+ - 13 10
Varamyr Sixskins is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Varamyr Sixskins A Storm of Swords, A Dance with Dragons

22
+ - 11 8
Durran Godsgrief is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Durran Godsgrief A Clash of Kings

23
+ - 12 10
Lame Lothar is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Lame Lothar A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords

24
+ - 34 35
Clubfoot Karl is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Clubfoot Karl A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons

25
+ - 13 12
Gatehouse Ami is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Gatehouse Ami A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows

26
+ - 22 22
Muttonhead is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Muttonhead A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords

27
+ - 11 10
Fireball is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Fireball The Sworn Sword, The Mystery Knight

28
+ - 10 9
Argilac the Arrogant is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Argilac the Arrogant A Game of Thrones

29
+ - 13 13
Spotted Cat is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Spotted Cat A Dance with Dragons

The Best Current Nickelodeon Shows The Best Feel-Good Movies

30
+ - 1 0
Red Jack Crabb is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Red Jack Crabb

31
+ - 1 0
Rusty Flowers is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Rusty Flowers

32
+ - 1 0
Orphan Oss is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Orphan Oss

33
+ - 1 0
Ollo Lophand is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Ollo Lophand

34
+ - 1 0
Wick Wittlestick is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Wick Wittlestick

35
+ - 1 0
Mully is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Mully

36
+ - 1 0
Russ Barleycorn is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Russ Barleycorn

37
+ - 1 0
Tim Tangletongue is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Tim Tangletongue

38
+ - 1 0
Softboot is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Softboot

39
+ - 1 0
Dick Follard is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Dick Follard

40
+ - 1 0
Grubbs is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Grubbs

41
+ - 1 0
Kegs is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Kegs

42
+ - 1 0
Rat Cook is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Rat Cook

43
+ - 1 0
Stonesnake is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Stonesnake

26 Incredible Tattoos Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender Famous Art Nouveau Artists

44
+ - 1 0
Pekin the Flea is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Pekin the Flea

45
+ - 1 0
Old Tattersalt is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Old Tattersalt

46
+ - 1 0
Mad Axe is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Mad Axe

47
+ - 1 0
Fulk the Flea is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Fulk the Flea

48
+ - 1 0
Hairy Hal is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Hairy Hal

49
+ - 15 16
Pinchbottom Pate is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
Pinchbottom Pate The Sworn Sword

50
+ - 7 7
The Longinch is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Game of Thrones Minor Character Names
The Longinch The Sworn Sword, The Mystery Knight