funny The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends  

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A gift guide for your slutty friends - we've all got (at least) one friend who, whether they admit it or not, will love a sex-inspired gift. These are the perfect gifts for that sex-loving friend. From sex toys to morning after kits, there are a multitude of (in)appropriate presents for the slut in your life, and you'll find many of them here on this best gifts for sluts list.

Many people, including your boss, your partner, your parents and your siblings, are very easy to pick gifts for (and even if they're not, there's plenty of lists of gifts for guys and such out on a site of lists of stuff). But often times when buying presents- after you've made your way down the list of co-workers, neighbors, and the like- you'll inevitably discover that you're missing something special for one of the most important people in your life: your slutty friend. Buying presents for your sluttiest friends can be a complicated ordeal, but this list of presents for your slutty friends is here to help.

Whether your slutty friend serves as wingman or woman, the butt of your jokes or the scandalous storyteller that drags you from the doldrums of married life, your best slutty friend deserves something extra special. Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, Mondays...there's always a good time to think about buying presents for your slutty friends. 

What are the best gifts for a slutty friend? Where can you buy presents for sluts? Keep in mind, when thinking about the greatest gifts for sluts, that there are many self-identified sluts in the world who are proudly owning their status and deserve to receive presents that fit their slutty status.

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Sex in a Can

Sex in a Can is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends
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There are so many things about Sex in a Can than can be said and shouldn't. Available from the good people at Fleshlight, the interior of the innocuous looking beer cans is a cavalcade of simulated flesh and is available in...well, let's just say it: oral, anal and vaginal. Unless someone already knows what they're looking for when entering the bedroom, any of your slutty gentlemen friends could keep this on their bedside table without anyone being the wiser.
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Disposable Underwear

Disposable Underwear is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends
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If you've never had your undies stolen by your one-night stand, you're a lucky lady or gentleman. If you've never had to dash quickly from a room without the luxury of time to figure out what crevice of the room (bath, living, bed) your pantaloons have ended up, well, maybe you're not a slut. If you are a slut, however, you may need to dash off to your next appointment without all your undergarments. Enter disposable underwear, a discreet, trashable, temporary article of clothing that could make the difference between basic presentation and Basic Instinct

Buy disposable pantaloons here.
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Rubber Duckie Vibrator

Rubber Duckie Vibrator is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends
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You remember the tune from Sesame Street: Rubber duckie, you're the one (that gets me off). You make bath time, so much fun (*rrrrrrrrrr*). Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you (and your magical vibrating power). 

Go ahead and ruin your slutty female friend's childhood memories with this "personal massager" from fit for the bathtub. Big Teaze Toyos floating sex toy, which is battery powered, is sure to float your slutty friend's boat. And hey, in case you're concerned about this not-kid-friendly toy being sent to your place, Amazon promises that the duck ships in "discreet, neutral packing and fast".

Also comes in Bondage duckie.

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"Wait, Was That Slutty?" Hand Sanitizer

"Wait, Was That Slutty?&q... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends
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Your friend probably has enough experience with the question to answer it on their own, but there's no harm in supplying your slutty friend with a little anti-bacterial gel to fight off whatever they've been touching lately. The good folks at BlueQ don't stop at answering the question of "Was that slutty?", they also offer "Thanks for holding my hair back", "You Nasty", "What the hell?", and simply "Ew." sanitizers for the convenience of your ho-ish friend.