quotations The Best Idiocracy Movie Quotes  

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From the demented mind of Mike Judge comes Idiocracy, a satire that pits man against moron. There are a ton of funny Idiocracy quotes, some of which are all too real given the path the world is currently on. Joe, Luke Wilson's character, uses an experimental hibernation chamber and wakes up hundred of years into the future where idiots reign supreme. Joe, a man to be considered of average intelligence, is touted as the smartest man alive and must save the world from starvation...or else be killed in a demolition derby. We've rounded up the best quotes from Idiocracy below, so upvote your favorites so the funniest quotes will be at the top.

Idiocracy hit cult status for its many slams against corporate brands and celebration of mediocrity. When we're all drinking sports drinks instead of water in 30 years, just think of the lines you heard in Idiocracy and think about how you knew this was coming.
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It's Got Electrolytes


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Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.Joe: Yes.Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?Joe: Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.

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Cost of Law


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Frito: Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
Joe: You went to law school at Costco?
Frito: I know! I couldn't believe it either but luckily my dad was an alumnus so he pulled some strings.
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How Many Buckets Do You Have?


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Computer: If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?
Joe:  Two?
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Reading and Writing Are Cool


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Joe: There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!