TV episodes The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes  

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List of the best King of the Hill episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. It's easy to forget how long this show ran- there are actually over 250 episodes of King of the Hill, and all of them are amazing. Fans might also be interested in the best King of the Hill tattoos and real life people who look like KOTH charactersKOTH is certainly a bit dryer than most cartoons, but with loveable characters like Hank, Bobby, Dale Gribble, and more, this show truly is something special. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top King of the Hill episodes of all time are.

Fans of King of the Hill are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list has a variety of episodes on it, from "Pigmalion" to "Bobby Goes Nuts." What is the best King of the Hill episode of all time? Look below and find out. Whether you're looking for the funniest episodes or the one with the funny lawn mower race, this list is for you.

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Bobby Goes Nuts is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Bobby Goes Nuts King of the Hill season 6 The episode opens innocently enough with Bobby's girlfriend Connie inviting him over to add some spark to her dying slumber party. But after Bobby's beaten up by a crasher, Hank urges him to enroll in a boxing class at the Y. That class is ...more

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A Fire Fighting We Will Go is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
A Fire Fighting We Will Go King of the Hill season 3 Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each ...more

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The Exterminator is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Exterminator King of the Hill season 5 A doctor tells Dale that inhaling dangerous chemicals is affecting his health, and if he doesn't give up exterminating, he'll die. Hank gets Dale a new job as a faceless drone at the adhesives company, Stik Tek. But Dale's experience at killing ...more

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Megalo Dale is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Megalo Dale King of the Hill season 7 The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it up, Hank reluctantly recommends him for the job, because he needs the work. The extermination process ...more

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Ho Yeah! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Ho Yeah! King of the Hill season 5 Hank's new co-worker is Tammi, a not-too-bright young woman who just moved from Oklahoma. Peggy takes Tammi under her wing and offers to let her stay at the Hill house while she studies to get her GED. Peggy and Hank enjoy Tammi's company and ...more

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The Incredible Hank is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Incredible Hank King of the Hill season 8 Hank has an idea, he wants to take Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy. The doctor informs the Hills, that he just doesn't hand out testosterone to kids as an energy booster, he does, however give it ...more

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Keeping Up With Our Joneses is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Keeping Up With Our Joneses King of the Hill season 1 Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank and Peggy get re-addicted. They enlist many ways to help them quit ...more

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Hank's Back Story is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Back Story King of the Hill season 5 While preparing for the big lawn mower races in Durndle, Hank experiences back trouble. When he goes to the doctor, he is told that he has a genetic disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome (DGS), meaning that he has such a small rear end ...more

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Texas City Twister is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Texas City Twister King of the Hill season 2 When Hank discovers that the trailer Luanne grew up in is still available, he wants Luanne to move out of the house and back into the trailer. Hank and Peggy have a fight where Peggy accuses Hank of being cold and repressed, and Hank sort of ...more

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Returning Japanese is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Returning Japanese King of the Hill season 6 The Hills head to Japan because Cotton wants to apologize for his actions in WWII. The grizzled vet says he plans to address the widow of a soldier he killed. Peggy arranges to cover the visit for the local paper, but the family arrives to find ...more

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Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men King of the Hill season 3 After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its old model and introducing a new, "yuppified" ...more

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Soldier of Misfortune is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Soldier of Misfortune King of the Hill season 6 "Soldier of Misfortune" is the 106th episode in the Fox animated television series King of the Hill, and was the 2nd episode of the 6th season.

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Beer and Loathing is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Beer and Loathing King of the Hill season 6 When Texas is out of Hank's favorite Alamo Beer, he is eager to find out why. When his questions go unanswered, Peggy gains employment at the company to find out. Peggy doesn't want to divulge the reason because of a clause that she has ...more

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Aisle 8A is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Aisle 8A King of the Hill season 4 Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii on a business trip, leaving Connie with the Hills. Minh leaves Peggy with a thick book of hand written instructions, on "How to be a parent", covering any thing and everything--except Connie's first period. ...more

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Be True to Your Fool is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Be True to Your Fool King of the Hill season 7 Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank uncovers a unexpected "Bill" tattoo, and becomes irate. Meanwhile, Bill gets arrested ...more

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A Beer Can Named Desire is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
A Beer Can Named Desire King of the Hill season 4 Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, which gives him the chance to win 1 million dollars. He travels to a football game in New Orleans to try and win Bobby's college money, amongst other things. Meanwhile, Bill rides along to his aunt's plantation ...more

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Little Horrors of Shop is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Little Horrors of Shop King of the Hill season 4 When Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher at Tom Landry Middle School, he is so popular that he may beat Peggy as Substitute Teacher of the Year. When Bobby is found bringing a keyhole saw to Hank's shop class, because the class has no tools, ...more

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Three Days of the Kahndo is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Three Days of the Kahndo King of the Hill season 2 Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the condo has been rented, he breaks into the top half and lets Hank stay there. Dale shows up to ...more

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Get Your Freak Off is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Get Your Freak Off King of the Hill season 7 Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves that Bobby imitates with his new girlfriend, Jordan. His reaction brings a ...more

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King of the Ant Hill is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
King of the Ant Hill King of the Hill season 1 Hank wants to have the best lawn in the neighborhood for Cinco de Mayo, and he decides that Dale's weekly bug-spraying is hurting his lawn. He tells Dale not to spray his lawn anymore. The war begins. Meanwhile, Bobby captures the Queen Fire ...more

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Dale to the Chief is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Dale to the Chief King of the Hill season 9 When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways and becomes an insufferable flag-waving patriot. ...more

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Mutual of Omabwah is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Mutual of Omabwah King of the Hill season 9 When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters. Meanwhile, Dale decides to raise bees, Bill and Boomhauer ...more

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Hank's on Board is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's on Board King of the Hill season 10 Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are ...more

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Dog Dale Afternoon is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Dog Dale Afternoon King of the Hill season 3 When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a ...more

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Hillennium is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hillennium King of the Hill season 4 As the year 2000 approaches, Hank becomes a believer in the Y2K bug. He tries to prepare for the millennium by eliminating modern technology, and instead of buying Peggy the new computer she wanted, he gets her an old grandfather clock. ...more

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Hank's Unmentionable Problem is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Unmentionable Problem King of the Hill season 1 Hank is constipated, and everyone wants to offer an opinion on how to cure it. After a humiliating visit to a proctologist, he is told that unless his condition improves, his colon will have to be surgically removed. Peggy makes Hank change his ...more

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Flush with Power is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Flush with Power King of the Hill season 4 During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets. Hank joins the Arlen zoning board in an attempt to get high-flow ...more

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Square Peg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Square Peg King of the Hill season 1 Peggy is assigned to teach a Sex Education class. She has to teach herself to overcome her crippling sense of shame and call body parts by their right names -- but her newfound sexual frankness makes Hank so uncomfortable that he pulls Bobby ...more

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Rich Hank, Poor Hank is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Rich Hank, Poor Hank King of the Hill season 8 After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby determines that Hank is a rich miser. Feeling that Hank is just ...more

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The Unbearable Blindness of La... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying King of the Hill season 2 Hank's mother comes to visit for Christmas with her new boyfriend, Garry. When Hank walks in on his mother and Garry having sex, he goes blind. Garry figures out the problem, and tries to help regain his sight, and they end up at a Faith ...more

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My Own Private Rodeo is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
My Own Private Rodeo King of the Hill season 6 Dale and Nancy are renewing their marriage vows, and Nancy wants to invite Dale's estranged father, Bug, a rodeo performer. Dale hates his father for making a pass at Nancy on their wedding day, but when Hank goes to see Bug, he discovers that ...more

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My Hair Lady is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
My Hair Lady King of the Hill season 8 Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, "Hottiez". But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes. Changes that don't sit too well with their friends and families, or themselves after awhile. ...more

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Après Hank, le Deluge is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Après Hank, le Deluge King of the Hill season 8 When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he's delayed at the town's hydroelectric dam debating over whether or not to open the floodgates, Bill ...more

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Chasing Bobby is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Chasing Bobby King of the Hill season 5 Hank's friends all make fun of him when he cries at a "chick flick" called The Flowers of Time. Peggy thinks Hank was crying because the movie reminded him of his relationship with Bobby. It turns out that Hank was really crying ...more

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The Son Also Roses is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Son Also Roses King of the Hill season 7 Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that he enjoys it as well. The fun ends for Bobby when Hank takes ...more

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Night and Deity is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Night and Deity King of the Hill season 7 After Peggy organizes a bird society, Bill begins trying to attract birds by laying out food in everyone's yard. When pigeons begin to flock to Bill's yard as well as all the neighbors, Dale is called in to exterminate but can't get rid of ...more

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Patch Boomhauer is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Patch Boomhauer King of the Hill season 8 Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding and Hank is forced to take his place. ...more

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The Buck Stops Here is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Buck Stops Here King of the Hill season 5 Bobby gets a job as Buck Strickland's caddy. He and Buck hit it off, and Bobby starts imitating Buck and defying his father. Things come to a head when Buck takes Bobby to Hot Springs, Arkansas on a gambling jaunt, and Hank goes after them. ...more

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DaleTech is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
DaleTech King of the Hill season 8 The success of Dale's new security company is threatened when Cotton becomes the local auxiliary police officer.

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Full Metal Dust Jacket is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Full Metal Dust Jacket King of the Hill season 7 Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there. The gun sales pass the book interests, and Peggy begins to sadden and turn ...more

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Hank's Bully is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Bully King of the Hill season 10 A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.

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The Order of the Straight Arro... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Order of the Straight Arrow King of the Hill season 1 Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness. The point of "The Order of the Straight Arrow" is for the kids to realize that their parents are ganging up to play jokes on them, and the ...more

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Snow Job is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Snow Job King of the Hill season 2 When Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school graduate, and puts Hank in charge of feeding his dogs. ...more

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Meet the Propaniacs is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Meet the Propaniacs King of the Hill season 4 Hank finally starts to like Bobby's comedy career when Bobby starts entertaining the employees at Strickland Propane with propane-related comedy.

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Hank's Bad Hair Day is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Bad Hair Day King of the Hill season 4 Hank's long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill for an army haircut comes to $900. When Hank protests this waste, the army base shuts ...more

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What Happens at the National P... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis King of the Hill season 13 The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis. ...more

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Hank's Got the Willies is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Hank's Got the Willies King of the Hill season 1 Hank is worried because Bobby seems to have no goal in life and no role model. He takes Bobby to the golf course, where Bobby accidentally hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, with a golf club. Meanwhile, Peggy is upset because Hank pays more ...more

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Good Hill Hunting is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Good Hill Hunting King of the Hill season 3 All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a ...more

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The Year of Washing Dangerousl... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
The Year of Washing Dangerously King of the Hill season 10 Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to ...more

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Love Hurts and So Does Art is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The All-Time Best King Of The Hill Episodes
Love Hurts and So Does Art King of the Hill season 3 Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated ...more