Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm TV Characters

Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

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If there's one character, other than Larry David, who has the most memorable quotes on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm, it's got to be Leon Black. Larry's foul-mouthed, tell-it-like-it-is buddy definitely makes his presence known. A lot. Check out some of the best Leon Black quotes from 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' and prepare to laugh. Don't see your favorite? Add it to the list!! And for more 'Curb' goodness, check out this list of quotes from the series.

Leon Black first appeared on HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' during season 6, and he's still around today. Black is played by actor and stand up comedian J.B. Smoove, aka Jerry Brooks.
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    Larry: "What do you mean 'what kind of cum?' Cum's cum."
    Leon: "Cum is not cum."
    Larry: "Cum's cum."
    Leon: "It couldn't have been mine, you know why? Cuz I gets mine, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies."
    Larry: "Okay, so you're denying this, is that it?"
    Leon: "First of all, look around this place, man. Is there any visuals here to jack off to? All we have is basic cable right? What am I gonna do, jack off to Andy Griffith?"

    This classic (awkward) exchange also includes the classic Leon quote "E-jac-a-lit." Yes, this scene is chock full of Leon-isms.
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    1. Twanda Tatis
      Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm at 9/03/2012 12:30 PM
      Stupdendous leon curb your enthusiasm, brother.
    2. PolkadotKing
      Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm at 7/13/2011 10:33 AM
      great list of JB smoov quotes!

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