Leon Black first appeared on HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' during season 6, and he's still around today. Black is played by actor and stand up comedian J.B. Smoove, aka Jerry Brooks.
What are the best Leon Black quotes? This list will answer that hysterical question.
Larry: "What do you mean 'what kind of cum?' Cum's cum."
Leon: "Cum is not cum."
Larry: "Cum's cum."
Leon: "It couldn't have been mine, you know why? Cuz I gets mine, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies."
Larry: "Okay, so you're denying this, is that it?"
Leon: "First of all, look around this place, man. Is there any visuals here to jack off to? All we have is basic cable right? What am I gonna do, jack off to Andy Griffith?"
Leon: "When a man calls you a f**king f*ggot, you get in that ass Larry, you know what i mean? You get in that ass Larry!"
Larry: "What are you talking about?"
Leon: "You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that s**t, f**k his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, f**k his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherf**ker wide open so he know you've been there."
Leon: "...I f**k Larry up, and keep on rolling."
Leon: "Somebody gotta get f**ked up Larry, right?"
Larry: "You don't need to... What are you saying, f**k me up?"
Leon: "You tackle me, I ain't gonna look like a f**kin' bitch and s**t and let you f**k me up."
Larry: "No! I tackle you and you run away. You run away..."
Leon: "The more f**ked up you are, more of a hero your gonna look like, man. I'ma break your f**king teeth, your glasses or something."
Larry: "I'm not wearing that underwear."
Leon: "You gotta do it. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls, you've got long ass balls."
Larry: "I've got long balls?"
Leon: "Doctor, you've seen his balls, right?"
Larry: "Would you say I have unusually long.."
Doctor: "They're a bit more distended than the average testicles."
Leon: "You got long ass balls, Larry. 'Long Ball Larry', that's your new name."
Larry: "Long balls..who the hell knew?"
Leon: "Long balls, change your draws."