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Typical New Year's resolutions are a drunken tradition everyone should participate in. This year be bold and make your New Year's resolution stand out from the crowd. Try one of these uniquely exotic New Year's resolutions.

Ménage à trois

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Declare your resolution to be to engage in a threesome. It's not just for promiscuous college students anymore. Just make sure your grandma doesn't walk in during your sensual escapade. see more on Ménage à trois

Don't Apologize

This year be you. Don't apologize for anything. Spilled a drink on someone? Just look at them like it's their fault. Let the door slam on the person behind you? Just keep walking. Let one go in the elevator? Give a grimacing look to the person on your left. Let's everyone try it and see what happens.

Goof Off

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Everyone wants to waste less time but why? We have plenty of time might as well goof off. Turn even simply mundane tasks into exciting adventures. Even our troops manage to enjoy the simple pleasures of life by goofing off. Check out this seriously kick ass clip. Definitely something you should try at home.

Party More Not Less

The recession has shown us life can suck. Make the most of it and party as often as possible. Fill the office water cooler with Vodka, feed techno music into the office intercom and bang that hot barista you drool over every morning. Take the bull by the horns and make some hamburgers.
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Ignore Your Children

These are hard times and you don't really get around to spending time with the kiddies. Now that kids have facebook and myspace to raise them you can relax and spend more time on your facebook and myspace. Check out this clip and see what ingenious s**t kids do without parental supervision.

Air Quotes

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Everyone loves air quotes. Use them in every conversation throughout the year. Even better use them in every sentence in every conversation. This is especial useful when explaining things to your boss. He'll love it when you repeat his own words back to him with air quotes.


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Most people resolve to procrastinate less. Be bold and differentiate yourself from the crowd. Declare this New Year's to procrastinate or wait till tomorrow.


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This new year resolve to use cliches and cheesy quotes in as many conversations as possible. Someone gets pregnant tell them "that's the way the cookie crumbles". Your spouse asks you to clean the house, tell them "homie don't play that". Be a bastion of played out cliches and everyone will love you.