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Ménage à troisDeclare your resolution to be to engage in a threesome. It's not just for promiscuous college students anymore. Just make sure your grandma doesn't walk in during your sensual escapade.
Don't ApologizeThis year be you. Don't apologize for anything. Spilled a drink on someone? Just look at them like it's their fault. Let the door slam on the person behind you? Just keep walking. Let one go in the elevator? Give a grimacing look to the person on your left. Let's everyone try it and see what happens.
Goof OffEveryone wants to waste less time but why? We have plenty of time might as well goof off. Turn even simply mundane tasks into exciting adventures. Even our troops manage to enjoy the simple pleasures of life by goofing off. Check out this seriously kick ass clip. Definitely something you should try at home.
Party More Not Less
Ignore Your Children
Air QuotesEveryone loves air quotes. Use them in every conversation throughout the year. Even better use them in every sentence in every conversation. This is especial useful when explaining things to your boss. He'll love it when you repeat his own words back to him with air quotes.