Best Places to Take a Dump

After climbing the 284 stairs to the top and you need to drop the kids off at the pool luckily you won't have to go all the way back down to do so. Near the top of the Arc is a gift shop and exhibition area in which there is a toilet for your use.

It's dimly lit and feels like it was constructed in the 60s and never looked at again, but that adds to the charm of taking a dump in a 170+ year old iconic structure.

After you finish up you can take a stroll on the top of the tower for one of the best views in Paris, one that isn't nearly as crowded as the top of the Eiffel Tower.

The observation deck at the 22nd floor of the Florida State Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida is actually the highest point in all of the state of Florida due to it being perched up on a hill.

The bathroom at the top isn't the most spectacular, but it does feel like you've stepped right into 1973, when the building was completed. Yellow lights, very beige walls, and tan and pink tiles. The best part is when you've done your business, you can walk out and have a nice view of the city of Tallahassee, with Georgia visible to the North.

There's also the added bonus of the building looking like a giant dong.

I don't know about you, but my grandma's bathroom is immaculate. Especially her guest "Powder Room." Not only does the woman have all the time in the world to keep it clean and smelling fresh, but she doesn't get visitor's too often.

Is there anything better than taking a dump in the comfort of your own home? No, there isn't.