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Best Places to Take a Dump

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A still unfinished list, but feel free to add your own personal favorite places to pinch a loaf in the comments.
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  1. After climbing the 284 stairs to the top and you need to drop the kids off at the pool luckily you won't have to go all the way back down to do so. Near the top of the Arc is a gift shop and exhibition area in which there is a toilet for your use.

    It's dimly lit and feels like it was constructed in the 60s and never looked at again, but that adds to the charm of taking a dump in a 170+ year old iconic structure.

    After you finish up you can take a stroll on the top of the tower for one of the best views in Paris, one that isn't nearly as crowded as the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  2. Florida State Capitol

    The observation deck at the 22nd floor of the Florida State Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida is actually the highest point in all of the state of Florida due to it being perched up on a hill.

    The bathroom at the top isn't the most spectacular, but it does feel like you've stepped right into 1973, when the building was completed. Yellow lights, very beige walls, and tan and pink tiles. The best part is when you've done your business, you can walk out and have a nice view of the city of Tallahassee, with Georgia visible to the North.

    There's also the added bonus of the building looking like a giant dong.
  3. Montgomery Hall Florida State University

  4. Grandma's House

    I don't know about you, but my grandma's bathroom is immaculate. Especially her guest "Powder Room." Not only does the woman have all the time in the world to keep it clean and smelling fresh, but she doesn't get visitor's too often.
  5. Home

    Is there anything better than taking a dump in the comfort of your own home? No, there isn't.

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  1. Blah
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 12/14/2011 8:04 AM
    I gotta say, the best place I've ever laid a freight train was in my brothers bath tub. The photos got some great laughs with the lads at our poker match.
  2. Domenic
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 12/04/2011 11:50 AM
    One time when I was in Mexico, I took the biggest dump of my life at an Ancient Mayan site. BEST DUMP EVER!!!!
  3. Randy Man
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 2/25/2011 4:59 PM
    ok, You have to try the 2nd floor of the Ohio State University Union restroom to take your dump, It so tranquil inside and the tile floor just glistens back at you while you sit on the stool..
  4. Anonymous
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 11/01/2010 7:31 PM
    This list is great! So funny!
  5. Hugh Jardon
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 7/29/2010 10:19 PM
    I live in a very small town and had personal issues with the town cop. He pick me up for all sorts of inane reasons.Then the judge would drop the charges. This happened 7 times in 4 months. Then I let one rip while I was wearing baggy shorts, shook it out and stomped that baby into the floor under his seat. Told the jugde that I was having terrible anxiety, that was making me sick with stress related spastic colon. Now I could eat an entire old lady on the green at noon on a sunday, and walk away a free man
  6. Anonymous
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 4/24/2010 2:37 PM
    Trump Tower...."A dump at the Trump"
  7. BrianGilmore
    Grandma's House at 8/27/2009 9:58 AM
    Totally. Nowhere else can I look forward to washing my hands with soaps shaped like a duck.
  8. MadMax71
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 8/03/2009 1:54 PM
    Sheraton Centre Toronto - 43rd floor Club Level Washroom - take the last stall and sit beside floor to ceiling windows overlooking the entire city. Hardly used too...
  9. heitkempy
    Best Places to Take a Dump at 7/26/2009 10:06 PM
    Need to add anywhere in Japan to the list. Heated toilet seats in public restrooms. There are bidet seats on the toilets that give you a warm water wash and a blow dry. Also there are devices that make noise to cover up "your noise". They also combo the toilet and sink so that the water goes on in the sink when you flush so nobody gets any handles dirty.
    1. nocturne
      Best Places to Take a Dump at 8/27/2009 9:57 AM
      It doesn't get much better than Japan. It just really doesn't. If there were a place where they had TV's in the stalls for you to watch, then that would be where I would live.

      I need to add anywhere with black toilet seats and black faucets. Those are awesome and just make everything feel cleaner.
    1. Anonymous
      Best Places to Take a Dump at 8/26/2009 12:11 PM
      The Hilton and Marriot Hotels on East of the 101 freeway in Burlingame, CA. You can just waltz through their huge luxurious lobbies like you own the place with a book in hand, or even your iPod to watch a cartoon show. Just go there, enjoy the music, the quiet, and the seats.

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