attractions The Best Places to Take a Dump  

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When you gotta go, you gotta go. This is a list of the very best places to drop a deuce and feel good about it. Most people tend to be a little particular about their poo poo time, though it's rare to have 100% alone time while you're doing your business. 

These are the best places to pinch a loaf. Feel free to add any places that aren't on here already. Bombs away!
Home is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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Home


Is there anything better than taking a dump in the comfort of your own home? No, there isn't.
A Luxury Hotel is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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A Luxury Hotel


Most people aren't using a hotel's lobby bathrooms, which is why it's the perfect place to pop a squat. Plus, they're often luxurious and will have stalls with doors that go all the way to the floor, concealing you just a little bit more in your personal, pooping paradise.
Your Parents's House is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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Your Parents's House


Your parents's house is like your home away from home. They potty trained you, you pooped in their house until you moved out, it's comfortable territory. 
Japan is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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Japan


From nocturne, via the comments:

"It doesn't get much better than Japan. It just really doesn't. If there were a place where they had TV's in the stalls for you to watch, then that would be where I would live."

heitkempy also adds:

"Heated toilet seats in public restrooms. There are bidet seats on the toilets that give you a warm water wash and a blow dry. Also there are devices that make noise to cover up "your noise". They also combo the toilet and sink so that the water goes on in the sink when you flush so nobody gets any handles dirty."
The Floor Above or Below You a... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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The Floor Above or Below You at Work


There's nothing more embarrassing than being mid-poop in the bathroom at work when your coworker walks in and smells your mess, or worse, comment on it (yep, that's happened). If you go to a floor above or below you, chances are you won't know as many people there (and possibly no one), and you can at least drop a deuce with some anonymity.
Grandma's House is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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Grandma's House


I don't know about you, but my grandma's bathroom is immaculate. Especially her guest "Powder Room." Not only does the woman have all the time in the world to keep it clean and smelling fresh, but she doesn't get visitors too often.
The Movie Theatre is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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The Movie Theatre


Movie theaters often have so many stalls in their bathrooms that no one's going to be waiting on you to get out of there, but any noises or smells you produce will be hard to track to the perpetrator. So go on, poop away!
Florida State Capitol is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Places to Take a Dump
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The observation deck at the 22nd floor of the Florida State Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida, is actually the highest point in all of the state of Florida due to it being perched up on a hill.

The bathroom at the top isn't the most spectacular, but it does feel like you've stepped right into 1973, when the building was completed. Yellow lights, very beige walls, and tan and pink tiles. The best part is when you've done your business, you can walk out and have a nice view of the city of Tallahassee, with Georgia visible to the North.

There's also the added bonus of the building looking like a giant dong. see more on Florida State Capitol