animated The Best Rick and Morty Quotes From the Series So Far  

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List Rules List includes the best quotes from Rick and Morty Season 2, as well as the first season.

Easily one of the best new shows on TV, Adult Swim's Rick and Morty is chalk full of amazing quotes that are both hilarious and thought provoking. Created by Justin Roiland and Community's Dan Harmon, Rick and Morty is fresh, visually stimulating, and downright hilarious. This list showcases some of Rick and Morty's best one liners so far, although many are spoken by Rick since he steals the show almost every episode. In a time where Adult Swim is straying away from animated content and producing more and more live action content, R&M is a very good sign that the network hasn't completely abandoned hope for cartoons. Vote for the best Rick and Morty quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
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Existence


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Morty: "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV."
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Rick's View on Love


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Rick: "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science"

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Weddings


Weddings is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Rick and Morty Quotes From the Series So Far
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Rick: "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."
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Hitler Cured Cancer


Hitler Cured Cancer is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Rick and Morty Quotes From the Series So Far
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Rick: "What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it."