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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a classic fish out of water tale of an Indiana woman, who was kept in a bunker for 15 years, trying to make it in New York, New York. Naturally, the best quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt come from the show's charming lead character.The series premiered on Netflix in 2015 and was created by Robert Carlock and Tina Fey. It features a talent cast including Ellie Kemper (The Office), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock) and Tituss Burgess (30 Rock).

Great writing and snappy dialogue are two of the reasons that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has become another successful Netflix original. This list features several of the show's best quotes and one-liners, to date.

There are so many great lines from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Which one is your favorite? Vote for the best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt quotes and dialogue that you see on the below list!
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Molly Rules


Molly Rules is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Girl at club: "Hey! Do you want to party with us? Are you into molly?"

Kimmy Schmidt: "Am I? She’s my favorite American Girl doll."
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Eau de Toilette


Eau de Toilette is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Kimmy Schmidt: "Your comforter smells terrible."

Titus Andromedon: "It's my cologne - Dutch Oven."
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The Truth About Indiana


The Truth About Indiana is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Titus Andromedon: "You moved to New York City today with a bag full of cash, no stuff, and what is clearly a wig. Somebody in here got beans. Spill them."

Kimmy Schmidt: "Okay. Well, the truth is, I’m from Indiana—"

Titus Andromedon: "Oh, okay. That explains why you’re so basic. Say no more."
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Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown


Beef Jerky in a Ball Gown is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes
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Titus Andromedon: "I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."