quotations The Best Workaholics Quotes of All Time  

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Work is the last thing on the minds of the hilarious characters in Workaholics. The best Workaholics quotes often have nothing to do with job duties or office memos, rather they come during the off-hours of Blake, Adam and Ders. The series premiered on Comedy Central in 2011 and features a talented cast including Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine and Anders Holm. This list features some of Workaholic's best quotes and jokes, to date.

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How Low Can You Go?


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Blake Henderson: "What is the absolute least amount of money you could get paid to blow a guy?"

Anders Holmvik: "Now we're talking."

Adam DeMamp: "If I'm honest with myself... I'd have to say $900."
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Jocks vs. Nerds


Jocks vs. Nerds is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Workaholics Quotes of All Time
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Blake Henderson: "Jocks, they peak in high school but nerds, they become Skrillex."
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I'm a Monster


I'm a Monster is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Workaholics Quotes of All Time
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Anders Holmvik: "When I go to Subway I ask for a water glass and I always fill it with Fresca because I'm a monster, sir"
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Smoke or Shred


Smoke or Shred is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Workaholics Quotes of All Time
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Blake Henderson: "If I don't smoke something soon, I'm gonna put my face in the paper shredder."