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Funny Bill Clinton Quotes

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Ranging from those he said before, during and after his presidency, there have been hundreds of quotes by and about Bill Clinton throughout the years, some funnier than the rest. These Bill Clinton-isms, or selection of quotes from Billy himself, are only a sampling of ways we'll remember the former commander in chief.

As the former President of United States, Bill Clinton's stupid gaffes have succeeded in making people laugh, even at the cost of revealing his own dumbness. At the end of his presidency, he revealed 'I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years.' Apparently scandals and controversies involving an intern, a blue dress and, gulp, a cigar, qualify as fun.

What are some of the funny Bill Clinton quotes? Take a look here and see for yourself.
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    Bill Clinton on Being President

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    "Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening."
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    Bill Clinton on Definitions

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    "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."
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    Bill Clinton on Semantics

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    "It depends on how you define alone..."
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    Bill Clinton on his Administration

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    "I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years."
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    Bill Clinton on the White House

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    "I don't know whether it's the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system."
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    Bill Clinton on Life After Presidency

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    "If President Reagan could be an actor and become president, maybe I could become an actor. I've got a good pension. I can work for cheap.'"
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    Bill Clinton on Job Creation

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    "The economy has produced 6.1 million jobs since I became president, and if Michael Jordan comes back to the Bulls, it will be 6,100,001 jobs."
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    Bill Clinton on Smoking Marijuana

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    "When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again."
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