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Bill Clinton on Definitions"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."
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Bill Clinton on Being President"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening."
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Bill Clinton on Semantics"It depends on how you define alone..."
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Bill Clinton on his Administration"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years."
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Bill Clinton on the White House"I don't know whether it's the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system."
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Bill Clinton on Life After Presidency"If President Reagan could be an actor and become president, maybe I could become an actor. I've got a good pension. I can work for cheap.'"
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Bill Clinton on Job Creation"The economy has produced 6.1 million jobs since I became president, and if Michael Jordan comes back to the Bulls, it will be 6,100,001 jobs."
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Bill Clinton on Incan Mummy Juanita"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy."
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Bill Clinton on Smoking Marijuana"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again."
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Bill Clinton on Politicians"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
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Bill Clinton on His Nomination Speech for Michael Dukakis"It wasn't my finest hour. It wasn't even my finest hour and a half."
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Bill Clinton on Boxers of Briefs"Usually briefs."
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Bill Clinton on Television"I'm someone who had a deep emotional attachment to 'Starsky and Hutch.'"
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Bill Clinton on Privacy"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were."
Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony
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Bill Clinton on an Old Truck"It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had AstroTurf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."
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Bill Clinton at the 150th Anniversary of the Interior Department"Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. For six years I had declined to tell those kinds of jokes, because I have been told it is not presidential. But I feel kind of outdoorsy today."
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Bill Clinton in His 2000 State of the Union Speech"Last year, the vice president launched a new effort to help make communities more liberal."
He meant to say "more livable," and then made the same slip-up in a subsequent sentence, drawing uproarious laughter from Republicans