Birthday Jokes Anything
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Birthday Jokes

List Criteria: Any joke that has to do with birthdays

List of Birthday Jokes jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Birthday Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Birthday Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Birthday Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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    It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she said . ‘Just give me something with diamonds.’

    That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

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