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Though the world seems to be progressing in terms of intelligence, blonde jokes are still a thing. Why? Maybe only jealous brunettes like them, or maybe people are just awful; whatever the reason, blondes are still a slowly-moving joke target... Honestly, if you’re a human being of the flaxen-haired persuasion, or even one with a real sense of humor, you might want to stop reading right around here, because this is as good as it’s going to get. A good blonde joke is like a good slice of pizza: you can’t stop with just one. Is that the saying? Here is an entire list of our favorite blonde jokes for your delight. Vote up the funny jokes about everyone's favorite hilarious punchline, the dumb blonde.

No one knows when the first blonde joke was written, but the next 10 million were probably written very soon afterwards, either by a jealous redhead or a guy with a lot of time on his hands. Whichever the case, with such clever variety, it can be hard to pick favorite dumb blonde jokes. If you’re a blonde, and you’re still reading it either means that you have a really thick skin, or you just can’t read. Either way, soldier on at your own risk; these waters are about to get choppy. The best dumb blonde jokes await you!

Vote on your favorite blonde joke, and leave us a comment if you think you’ve got one we haven’t heard – or if you’re a blonde and you need us to explain any of these to you.

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Orange juice is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Frozen Orange Juice? Because the package said 'concentrate.'

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Why Can't You Tell Knock-Knock... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Can't You Tell Knock-Knock Jokes To A Blonde? Because they answer the door. 

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What's The Difference Between A Blonde Guy And A Blonde Girl? The blonde girl's sperm count is higher.

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What Did The Blonde Name Her W... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Did The Blonde Name Her Watch Dogs? TImex and Rolex  

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Did You Hear About The Blonde ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Did You Hear About The Blonde That Put Lipstick On Her Forehead? She wanted to make up her mind.

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What Do You Call A Blonde With... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Chainsaw? Dead.

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What Do You Give A Blonde Who ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Do You Give A Blonde Who Has Everything? Penicillin. 

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What's a Blonde's Favorite Col... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What's a Blonde's Favorite Color? Glitter.

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What Can Strike A Blonde Witho... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Can Strike A Blonde Without Her Ever Knowing It? A thought.

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Why Do Blondes Like Tilt Steer... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Do Blondes Like Tilt Steering? More headroom.

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What Do You Call An Intelligen... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Do You Call An Intelligent Blonde? A golden retriever.  

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What Do You Do If A Blonde Thr... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How Do You Get A Blonde On The... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
How Do You Get A Blonde On The Roof? Tell her drinks are on the house. 

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Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar The brunette ducks.

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How Do You Sink A Submarine Fu... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
How Do You Sink A Submarine Full Of Blondes? Knock on the door.

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What's The Difference Between Peanut Butter And A Blonde? Peanut butter is difficult to spread.

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How Do You Get A Blonde To Mar... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
How Do You Get A Blonde To Marry You? Tell her she's pregnant. 

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Why Don't Blondes Get Coffee B... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Don't Blondes Get Coffee Breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

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What Happened To The Blonde Ic... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What Happened To The Blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned during spring training.  

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Why Was The Blonde Confused Af... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Was The Blonde Confused After Giving Birth To Twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why Don't Blondes Like To Brea... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Don't Blondes Like To Breast Feed Their Children? Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

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How Did The Blonde Lawyer Sway... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
How Did The Blonde Lawyer Sway The Judge? She dropped her briefs.  

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Why Can't Blondes Be Pharmacis... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Why Can't Blondes Be Pharmacists? They keep breaking the bottles in the type writers.

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Did You Hear About The Blonde ... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
Did You Hear About The Blonde That Threw Away Her Weight Loss Video?  She noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either.

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What's a Blonde's Favorite Dri... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Get Ready to Chuckle at These Dumb Blonde Jokes
What's a Blonde's Favorite Drink?