Bowling Jokes
Jack Napier List of Bowling Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Bowling Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Bowling Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Bowling Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
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Check Your Balls
“ I read a magazine article in the doctor's office today that said, "The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination." Can you imagine someone taking a crap in those tiny little holes? Sperm I could understand, but crap??? „ - 2Up 8Down 4
Random Thoughts 33
“ Never rent bowling shoes,if you wear size 15. „ - 3Up 8Down 5
Possession of Wii
“ Some Florida police are in trouble for being caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds! „ - 4Up 4Down 3
Tiger Woods
“ I told Tiger Woods one of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball or drive in the wrong lane. „ - 5Up 4Down 3
The 4 ups in Bowls
“ Skips must be up. Thirds must measure up. Seconds must chalk up. Leads must shut up. „ - 6Up 6Down 6
Guttermouth
“ I really enjoy watching Betty White.She's old and filthy... just like my bowling ball. „ - 7Up 6Down 6
A League Of My Own
“ I go down on one knee. Start praying and wind up in the gutter, I call it Tebowling. „ - 8Up 4Down 4
Bowler is Perfect, Then Dies
“ A Michigan man died of a heart attack moments after bowling the first perfect game of his life. To add insult to injury, the lane made his estate pay for the shoes. „ - 9Up 4Down 5
Dreams
“ I used to dream of being a professional bowler, but then a sports injury - spare ribs - stopped me. „ - 10Up 3Down 4
Strike This From The Records?
“ Studies indicate that 4 out of every 10 professional bowlers
wind up in the gutter. „ - 11Up 2Down 3
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
“ Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. „ - 12Up 2Down 3
Press Option 1
“ I walked into a bowling alley and saw a one-armed man. I asked myself,"I wonder if he's a lefty or a righty"?I'm a total dumbass. „ - 13Up 3Down 5
Antonio Pierce Out
“ New York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce is out indefinitely with a strained neck. The former Pro Bowler injured himself looking up at the standings. „ - 14Up 1Down 3
Split Decision
“ Tiger Woods could always change sports,like Michael Jordan did.He should become a professional bowler,keeping his balls in the gutter. „ - 15Up 1Down 3
Custer's Second Arrow
“ I was watching professional bowling, and this guy from Finland beat the other pro,299-100.I haven't seen a slaughter that bad, since Custer's Last Stand. „ - 16Up 1Down 3
Consult to your doctor
“ The doc said I have tennis elbow and I thought I was playing bowls! „ - 17Up 1Down 3
Giants Go Bowling
“ Giants coach Tom Coughlin surprised his team by canceling their classroom work and taking them bowling. Probably preparing them for a season in the gutter. „ - 18Up 1Down 3
Gas Station declared Historic Place
“ A Bowling Green, Kentucky filling station built in 1921 has been placed on the National Register of Historic Places. It marks the only time a gas station restroom was cleaned. „ - 19Up 1Down 3
100 Year Old Bowler
“ A 100-year-old woman from New Jersey has become the oldest competitor in the history of the United States Bowling Congress Women's Championships. Because bowling is totally a real sport. „ - 20Up 1Down 3
20,000 Leagues
“ I worked in a bowling alley,until the stuff I sprayed in rental shoes starting giving me splitting headaches. „ - 21Up 1Down 3
Strike While The Iron Is Hot
“ Professional bowlers have their name on the back of their shirt.Tiger Woods has his cell number. „ - 22Up 3Down 6
Perfect strike
“ Did anyone hear about the young woman who had sex at the bowling lanes with a ten pin? nine months later, she gave birth to a healthy 16 pound bowling ball. „ - 23Up 1Down 4
Blank Check Up
“ I like that tv commercial where the lady in the bowling alley has Alzheimer's.WARNING:People in bowling alleys with Alzheimer's may wind up in the gutter! „ - 24Up 1Down 4
Thunder isn't angel's bowling
“ Thunder sounds more like angel's taking a dump rather then bowling. „ - 25Up 1Down 5
Trophy Wife
“ In my dream I had a trophy wife, golden and perfect...but then things shifted to nightmare alley, and I saw that she was stuck on a wood block and swinging a bowling ball, right between my freaking eyes. Welcome to my world. „
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