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Check Your BallsI read a magazine article in the doctor's office today that said, "The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination." Can you imagine someone taking a crap in those tiny little holes? Sperm I could understand, but crap???
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Random Thoughts 33Never rent bowling shoes,if you wear size 15.
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GuttermouthI really enjoy watching Betty White.She's old and filthy... just like my bowling ball.
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Strike This From The Records?Studies indicate that 4 out of every 10 professional bowlers
wind up in the gutter.
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Antonio Pierce OutNew York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce is out indefinitely with a strained neck. The former Pro Bowler injured himself looking up at the standings.
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The 4 ups in BowlsSkips must be up. Thirds must measure up. Seconds must chalk up. Leads must shut up.
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A League Of My OwnI go down on one knee. Start praying and wind up in the gutter, I call it Tebowling.
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What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.