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Bridesmaids Quotes

If you are a fan of The Hangover movies, you're most likely going to love Bridesmaids, the 2011 comedy written by Annie Mumola and Kristen Wiig. Together, Mumola and Wiig came up with a bevy of great lines that are guaranteed to make you bust a gut laughing. And millions have done just that: Since its release, 'Bridesmaids' has become one of the most successful R-rated comedy movies in history! Deservedly so. This movie is seriously funny, boasting an all-star cast that includes Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O'Dowd and Melissa McCarthy (one of the best scene-stealers in recent memory). Below are some of the best lines from Bridesmaids. Looking for more hilarious movie quotes? Check out these quotes from 'Hangover Part 2,' 'Larry Crowne,' and 'Bad Teacher' for a fix! Also check out New Movie Trailers 2012.


Kristen Wiig - Annie
Maya Rudolph - Lillian
Rose Byrne - Helen
Wendi McClendon-Covey - Rita
Ellie Kemper - Becca
Melissa McCarthy - Megan
Chris O'Dowd - Officer Nathan Rhodes.
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    Bridesmaids - Megan Single Quote

    Megan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."

    Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.

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    Bridesmaids - Megan Apology

    Megan: [belches loudly] "I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."

    In this scene, Megan lets out a very unlady like belch that leaves her companions disgusted.

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    Call Me When Your Boobs Come In

    Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
    Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
    Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
    Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
    Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
    Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
    Annie: "You're a little c**t!"

    Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.

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    You Are Your Problem

    Megan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."

    This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.

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    Sad Handwritten Book

    Annie: "You read my journal?!"
    Annie's Roommate: "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."

    Annie's roommates are complete and utter freaks. And nosy as hell. Did we mention freaks?

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