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Bridesmaids Quotes

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If you are a fan of The Hangover movies, you're most likely going to love Bridesmaids, the 2011 comedy written by Annie Mumola and Kristen Wiig. Together, Mumola and Wiig came up with a bevy of great lines that are guaranteed to make you bust a gut laughing. And millions have done just that: Since its release, 'Bridesmaids' has become one of the most successful R-rated comedy movies in history! Deservedly so. This movie is seriously funny, boasting an all-star cast that includes Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O'Dowd and Melissa McCarthy (one of the best scene-stealers in recent memory). Below are some of the best lines from Bridesmaids. Looking for more hilarious movie quotes? Check out these quotes from 'Hangover Part 2,' 'Larry Crowne,' and 'Bad Teacher' for a fix! Also check out New Movie Trailers 2012.

Cast:

Kristen Wiig - Annie
Maya Rudolph - Lillian
Rose Byrne - Helen
Wendi McClendon-Covey - Rita
Ellie Kemper - Becca
Melissa McCarthy - Megan
Chris O'Dowd - Officer Nathan Rhodes.
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    Bridesmaids - Megan Single Quote

    Megan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."

    Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
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    Bridesmaids - Megan Apology

    Megan: [belches loudly] "I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."

    In this scene, Megan lets out a very unlady like belch that leaves her companions disgusted.
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    Call Me When Your Boobs Come In

    Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
    Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
    Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
    Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
    Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
    Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
    13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
    Annie: "You're a little c**t!"

    Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
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    You Are Your Problem

    Megan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."

    This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
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    Sad Handwritten Book

    Annie: "You read my journal?!"
    Annie's Roommate: "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."

    Annie's roommates are complete and utter freaks. And nosy as hell. Did we mention freaks?
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  1. catsmakeyousleepy
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 12/03/2012 8:30 PM
    quotes bridesmaids. okay.
  2. Tommye Velilla
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 12/02/2012 12:30 PM
    funny quotes from bridesmaids movieis cool.
  3. Bulah Paravati
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 12/01/2012 3:30 PM
    bridesmaid quotes. woop woop!
  4. riddle_me_this
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 12/01/2012 9:30 AM
    bridesmaids movie. oh!
  5. Jackson Stadden
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 12/01/2012 3:30 AM
    bridesmaids airplane scene. oh yeah.
  6. Lanie Guererro
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 11/28/2012 4:30 PM
    bridesmaids movie quote. makes sense.
  7. Laurinda Cariddi
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 11/07/2012 7:30 AM
    bridesmaids quote. nice.
  8. Hal Schemm
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 8/27/2012 8:30 PM
    bridesmaids quotes. alright!
  9. Raphael Weeda
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 8/26/2012 7:30 PM
    bridesmaids film. sweet.
  10. Marlin Salaz
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 7/30/2012 3:30 PM
    bridesmaids poop scene. bwahahaaaa!
  11. Deonna Seba
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 7/13/2012 6:30 AM
    bridesmaids movie quotes. yeah yeah yeah.
  12. Raphael Rax
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/30/2012 8:30 PM
    bridemaids quotes. hell yeah.
  13. Elwood Franc
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/11/2012 2:30 PM
    bridesmaids movie lines. ugh.
  14. Thaddeus Pandit
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/08/2012 10:30 AM
    bridesmaid movie quotes. sure, that's normal.
  15. Tess
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 5/04/2012 4:35 PM
    I baught a tube top, I'd like to cut the tags off. I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity
  16. Derek devereaux
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 2/04/2012 5:46 PM
    It's "I wanna apologize"
  17. Ur a dumb ass
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 11/27/2011 9:56 PM
    Ok these quotes aren't even right?? It's def female fight club... Dumb ass... Maybe go watch the movie before writing these?
  18. lolworthy
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 10/15/2011 9:21 AM
    "ello fellas, im here..would you like to put your american sasauge in my english mcmuffin?"
  19. hotgirl
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 8/08/2011 10:14 AM
    "I'd like to get through the Daily Show just once without him entering me."


    hot girl



    cute girll
  20. avenz
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 7/24/2011 1:06 PM
    you guys totally forgot, "I want balls in my face!"
  21. bangbangboogie
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/20/2011 11:17 AM
    "I'd like to get through the Daily Show just once without him entering me."



    "I broke a blanket in half the other day. BROKE IT. Do you get what I mean?"
  22. Beth
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/20/2011 10:32 AM
    "ok, fine STOVE. what are you an appliance?"

    "we had an adult sleepover." "and did he sleepover in your mouth?"

    "technically i can't work because i have a tourist visa. oh hey, would you like to come stick your american sausage in my english mcmuffin?"
  23. chunky love
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/17/2011 1:09 PM
    Would you like to put your american sausage in my english mcmuffin
  24. jrzy
    Bridesmaids - Teeth Clip at 6/15/2011 2:43 PM
    In this scene Annie and Lillian are talking about how Lillian's boyfriend has changed and about Annie's "friend" who keeps stringing her along. Lillian points out that the "friend" is terrible for Annie because he asked her to get dental work done.
  25. BRBRB
    Bridesmaids Quotes at 5/24/2011 2:44 PM
    Best quote of the movie: [Kirsten Wiig drunk on plane] "I'm gonna leave this [curtain] open! Cause... It's called civil *rights*. This is the '90s!"

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