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Bridesmaids - Megan Single QuoteMegan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."
Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
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Bridesmaids - Megan ApologyMegan: [belches loudly] "I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."
In this scene, Megan lets out a very unlady like belch that leaves her companions disgusted.
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Call Me When Your Boobs Come InAnnie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
Annie: "You're a little c**t!"
Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
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Are You An Appliance?Annie: "Whatever you say, Stove."
Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve."
Annie: "Stove, what kind of name is that?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's not a name - my name is Steve."
Annie: "Are you an appliance?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "No I'm a man."
Annie: "You're a flight attendant."
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's absolutely accurate."
This gem of a quote comes during one of the funniest scenes in 'Bridesmaids,' as a (very) intoxicated Annie tries, unsuccessfully, to sit in first class. Poor Stove. He gets no respect.
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You Are Your ProblemMegan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."
This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
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Sad Handwritten BookAnnie: "You read my journal?!"
Annie's Roommate: "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."
Annie's roommates are complete and utter freaks. And nosy as hell. Did we mention freaks?
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American Sausage and English McMuffinBrynn: "I have no way of earning money, unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am...put your American sausage in my English McMuffin."
Annie's roommates are just unnervingly icky. The sister, Brynn, in particular, is a total deadbeat. Here, she's explaining to Annie why she can't work and contribute to the rent. Without her work visa, she'd be forced to resort to prostitution - selling her English McMuffin on the streets!
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Civil RightsAnnie: "I'm gonna leave this (curtain) open! Cause, it's called civil rights! This is the 90s!"
Drunk Annie has had enough of sitting in coach. After multiple (hilarious) attempts to sit in first class, she's shooed back with the commoners - but not before saying her peace.