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Bridesmaids - Megan Single QuoteMegan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."
Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
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Bridesmaids - Megan Apology
- 3+ 94- 9
Call Me When Your Boobs Come InAnnie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
Annie: "You're a little c**t!"
Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
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Are You An Appliance?Annie: "Whatever you say, Stove."
Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve."
Annie: "Stove, what kind of name is that?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's not a name - my name is Steve."
Annie: "Are you an appliance?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "No I'm a man."
Annie: "You're a flight attendant."
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's absolutely accurate."
This gem of a quote comes during one of the funniest scenes in 'Bridesmaids,' as a (very) intoxicated Annie tries, unsuccessfully, to sit in first class. Poor Stove. He gets no respect.
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Sad Handwritten BookAnnie: "You read my journal?!"
Annie's Roommate: "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."
Annie's roommates are complete and utter freaks. And nosy as hell. Did we mention freaks?