- 1+ 174- 16
Bridesmaids - Megan Single Quote
Megan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."
Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
- 2+ 135- 16
Bridesmaids - Megan Apology
- 3+ 97- 9
Call Me When Your Boobs Come In
Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
Annie: "You're a little c**t!"
Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
- 4+ 50- 3
- 5+ 81- 8
Are You An Appliance?
Annie: "Whatever you say, Stove."
Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve."
Annie: "Stove, what kind of name is that?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's not a name - my name is Steve."
Annie: "Are you an appliance?"
Flight Attendant Steve: "No I'm a man."
Annie: "You're a flight attendant."
Flight Attendant Steve: "That's absolutely accurate."
This gem of a quote comes during one of the funniest scenes in 'Bridesmaids,' as a (very) intoxicated Annie tries, unsuccessfully, to sit in first class. Poor Stove. He gets no respect.
- 6+ 121- 19
You Are Your Problem
Megan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."
This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
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