If you are a fan of The Hangover movies, you're most likely going to love Bridesmaids, the 2011 comedy written by Annie Mumola and Kristen Wiig. Together, Mumola and Wiig came up with a bevy of great lines that are guaranteed to make you bust a gut laughing. And millions have done just that: Since its release, 'Bridesmaids' has become one of the most successful R-rated comedy movies in history! Deservedly so. This movie is seriously funny, boasting an all-star cast that includes Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Chris O'Dowd and Melissa McCarthy (one of the best scene-stealers in recent memory). Below are some of the best lines from Bridesmaids. Looking for more hilarious movie quotes? Check out these quotes from 'Hangover Part 2,''Larry Crowne,' and 'Bad Teacher' for a fix!
Cast:
Kristen Wiig - Annie Maya Rudolph - Lillian Rose Byrne - Helen Wendi McClendon-Covey - Rita Ellie Kemper - Becca Melissa McCarthy - Megan Chris O'Dowd - Officer Nathan Rhodes.
Brynn: "I have no way of earning money, unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am...put your American sausage in my English McMuffin."
Annie's roommates are just unnervingly icky. The sister,Brynn, in particular, is a total deadbeat. Here, she's explaining to Annie why she can't work and contribute to the rent. Without her work visa, she'd be forced to resort to prostitution - selling her English McMuffin on the streets!
Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents." 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face." Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in." 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in." Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?" 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly." Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom." 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop." Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are." 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular." Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular." 13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends." Annie: "You're a little c**t!"
Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
Megan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."
This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
Annie: "Whatever you say, Stove." Flight Attendant Steve: "Steve." Annie: "Stove, what kind of name is that?" Flight Attendant Steve: "That's not a name - my name is Steve." Annie: "Are you an appliance?" Flight Attendant Steve: "No I'm a man." Annie: "You're a flight attendant." Flight Attendant Steve: "That's absolutely accurate."
This gem of a quote comes during one of the funniest scenes in 'Bridesmaids,' as a (very) intoxicated Annie tries, unsuccessfully, to sit in first class. Poor Stove. He gets no respect.
Annie: "We had an adult sleepover." Lillian: "Did you let him sleep over in your mouth?" Annie: "Well...he kept putting it around in my face..."
Raunch, pure and simple. That's 'Bridesmaids' for you! The dialogue between Annie and Lillian here no doubt elicits gales of laughter from the female audience. The men? Maybe not so much.
Annie: "I'm gonna leave this (curtain) open! Cause, it's called civil rights! This is the 90s!"
Drunk Annie has had enough of sitting in coach. After multiple (hilarious) attempts to sit in first class, she's shooed back with the commoners - but not before saying her peace.
Lillian: "I just took a s**t in the middle of the street."
This is not a line you typically hear from a female character. However, it's definitely one of Maya Rudolph's, aka Lillian's, best lines in the entire movie. It's bound to leave you snickering. Thankfully, they don't actually show her doing a number two. Although, had they, it would have been reminiscent of the potty scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Woman on plane: "I had a dream last night that we went down." Annie: "Oh God." Woman on plane: "You were in it." Annie: "What?"
This clip was featured in the original trailer for Bridesmaids. The woman sitting next to Kristin Wiig is her Bridesmaids' writing partner Annie Mumola.
Megan: "I'll take first watch." John: "I am not an air marshall. There's no...you don't need to take a watch." Megan: "Ok...[quietly] I've got the first watch."
The delivery of these lines was flawless. The look on both their faces will make you laugh.
Attendant: "Are you a guest of Helen Harris III?" Annie: "Yes, technically, I guess." Attendant: "An attendant will meet you at the stables." Annie: "Where?" Attendant: "The shower is over the second bridge. Pink lemonade?" (hands Annie lemonade) Annie: "Oh, um, thank you. Oh you know, I don't have a cup holder, can I just...give back..." (tries to hand lemonade back) "Pink lemonade, nice. Nice touch." (Drives and sips) "Oh god d***** that's good." (more sips) "Oh, s***, that is fresh!"
Annie is on her way to Lillian's engagement party, when she quickly realizes she's entered a super rich zone...with lemonade. Very good lemonade. Lemonade that is befitting Helen's social status.
Very difficult to describe this quote in context, without giving anything away. If you've seen 'Bridesmaids,' you are likely laughing at this moment. If not? WHY haven't you SEEN this movie?!?!
Rita: (Talking about her three sons.) "They are cute, but when they reach that age, disgusting! They smell. They are sticky. They say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I literally broke a blanket in half. Do you see what I'm saying?"
This is definitely an EW-inducing moment. Rita's obvious disgust will definitely resonate with other moms.
Megan: "Fight Club!" Annie: "Go to a fight club." Megan: "No we are not going to go to a fight club." Annie: "Oh, okay." Megan: "We are going to be the fight club."
Leave it to Megan to come up with a perfect bridesmaid's bachelorette activity! Fortunately, her idea isn't embraced - though given how funny this movie is, seeing these ladies in a fight club would probably be hilarious. Maybe in 'Bridesmaids 2?'
Annie is VERY relaxed in the scene after taking a pill to calm her nerves since she's not a fan of flying. What ensues is one of the best scenes in the entire movie. It showcases Kristin Wiig's comedic talent.
Lillian: "You remember my cousin Rita? Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous. Rita: "I wouldn't know. I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom. [after pause] Sometimes the floor."
Megan: "The dress is so pretty it makes my stomach hurt."
In this scene, Megan and the rest of the bridesmaids begin to feel sick following their dinner. There's a lot of time rumbling and gagging to be had by all.
Annie: "I don't need dental work." Lillian: "You are right." Annie: "There is nothing wrong with my teeth." Lillian: "You are so beautiful. Will you marry me?" Annie: "Yessss."
In this scene, Annie and Lillian are talking about Lillian's boyfriend and how he wants her to get dental work done. Annie then proceeds to eat some food that leaves her teeth black. Lillian, as you'll see, has a hard time keeping a straight face, as would most people.
Becca: "Kevin can only have sex in bed, in the dark, under the covers - only after we've showered, separately. And sometimes by the time we're finished cleaning ourselves, he's too tired. And then I pretend that I'm tired but I'm not tired, I'm not not tired...I'm not not tired." Rita: "That's why every girl needs those slutty college years: to experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like." Becca: (to flight attendant) "Excuse me, um, could I have a glass of alcohol when you get a chance?" Rita: "Two double 7 and 7s." Becca: "Is that..." Rita: "You'll like it, it's sweet."
Poor, repressed Becca. She's confessing it all to fellow bridesmaid Rita: She's not getting any, and when she is it's...well, it's just freakish. Becca does, by the way, get her alcohol - then it's all sunshine and pine needles after that!
Lillian (to Annie): "Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?"
'Bridesmaids' probably resonates for a lot of women who've been through this whole maid of honor routine before. No shortage of backbiting and drama - and Maya Rudolph's Lillian sums it all up with this simple question...
Officer Rhodes: "Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."
Chris O'Dowd is simply adorable in 'Bridesmaids.' Who doesn't love him as the sweet, Irish lad he is? Oh, and he's totally into Annie. She'd be crazy to dismiss that, right?
jrzy Bridesmaids - Teeth Clip at 6/15/2011 2:43 PM
In this scene Annie and Lillian are talking about how Lillian's boyfriend has changed and about Annie's "friend" who keeps stringing her along. Lillian points out that the "friend" is terrible for Annie because he asked her to get dental work done.
Megan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."BUY @ amazon
Megan: [belches loudly] "I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."BUY @ amazon
Annie: "You read my journal?!"BUY @ amazon
Annie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."BUY @ amazon
Post a Comment
Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/20/2011 10:32 AM
"we had an adult sleepover." "and did he sleepover in your mouth?"
"technically i can't work because i have a tourist visa. oh hey, would you like to come stick your american sausage in my english mcmuffin?"
Bridesmaids - Teeth Clip at 6/15/2011 2:43 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 10/15/2011 9:21 AM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 11/27/2011 9:56 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 2/04/2012 5:46 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 5/24/2011 2:44 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/17/2011 1:09 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 7/24/2011 1:06 PM
Bridesmaids Quotes at 8/08/2011 10:14 AM
hot girl
cute girll
Bridesmaids Quotes at 6/20/2011 11:17 AM
"I broke a blanket in half the other day. BROKE IT. Do you get what I mean?"