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Bridesmaids - Megan Single QuoteMegan: "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."BUY @ amazon
Megan delivers this funny line after she's introduced to Annie for the first time.
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Bridesmaids - Megan ApologyMegan: [belches loudly] "I'm sorry. I won't apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of."BUY @ amazon
In this scene, Megan lets out a very unlady like belch that leaves her companions disgusted.
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Call Me When Your Boobs Come InAnnie: "Oh, I feel bad for your parents."BUY @ amazon
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I feel bad for your face."
Annie: "Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You call me when yours come in."
Annie: "What do you have, four boyfriends?"
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Exactly."
Annie: "Okay, yeah, have fun having a baby at your prom."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "You look like an old mop."
Annie: "You know, you're not as popular as you think you are."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "I am very popular."
Annie: (sticks tongue in cheek and mimics fellatio) "Oh, I'm sure you are verrrry popular."
13-Year-Old Girl in Jewelry Store: "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."
Annie: "You're a little c**t!"
Yes, Annie is having a meltdown, a huge life crisis - and how does she handle it? By calling a 13-year-old customer the c-word at her jewelry store job. She just lost her only source of income. Quickly.
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You Are Your ProblemMegan: "I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."BUY @ amazon
This quote comes in yet another scene totally stolen by Melissa McCarthy. She's trying hard to get Annie to see that she can fix what's wrong in her life - without relying on anyone else. It's a truly touching scene that really balances out the humor with a hefty dose of reality.
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Sad Handwritten BookAnnie: "You read my journal?!"BUY @ amazon
Annie's Roommate: "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."
Annie's roommates are complete and utter freaks. And nosy as hell. Did we mention freaks?
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