Bucky Larson Born to Be a Star Quotes

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One thing is certain: 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star' is a highly quotable movie! Like other Happy Madison productions, this goofball comedy contains a veritable goldmine of one-liners. And some of the best 'Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star' quotes are, not surprisingly, uttered by main character Bucky Larson (played by the always funny Nick Swardson). If your favorite 'Bucky Larson' quote is missing from this list, feel free to add it - and be sure to vote for your favorites!

Bucky Larson is living a really (really!) ordinary life when he accidentally discovers that his parents, Jeremiah and Debbie Larson (Edward Herrmann and Miriam Flynn) were once famous film stars. porn film stars! What does Bucky do? He sets out from his small, Midwestern town, for the bright lights of Hollywood, determined to become the next big thing (so to speak). Also see our hilariously negative Bucky Larson reviews.


Looking for more comedy movie quotes? Check out these lists of the best quotes from 'Our Idiot Brother,''Horrible Bosses,' 'Friends With Benefits,' '30 Minutes or Less,'' the 'Hangover Part 2' and 'Bad Teacher'!
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    I'm From America

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    Bucky: "Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!"

    Bucky's accent is pretty Midwestern, though his buck teeth add a totally new sound to his voice. An annoying, goofy sound.
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    Be a Star

    Bucky: "This is my destiny! I'm gonna go to California, and I'm gonna be a star on the silver screen!"

    Bucky is determined to carve out a niche for himself in the movie industry. A naked niche.
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    Kiddie Porn

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    Bucky: "Hey how are ya?"
    porn shop clerk: "We don't sell kiddie porn, man."
    Bucky: "Oh, I'm allergic to cats..."

    Classic Bucky porn humor from Happy Madison!
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    That's It?

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    Miles Deep: "Alright Bucky, drop the pants, let's see how you look."
    (Bucky drops trou)
    Jimmy: "That's it?"
    Boom operator: "It's average..."

    Seems Bucky isn't blessed with the typical male porn star ummm....asset?
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    I'm Wearing a Sweater

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    Jimmy Fallon: "You don't look like the average porn star."
    Bucky: "Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater?"

    Great cameo from Jimmy Fallon, as himself, interviewing Bucky once he becomes somewhat famous. Great sweater...
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    Thanks a Lot, John Mayer

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    Gary: "What line of work are you in?"
    Bucky: "I'm here to be a movie star."
    Gary: "My last roommate came out here to be a rock star, then skipped town. Thanks a lot, John Mayer!"

    Bucky's new friend, Kathy (Christina Ricci), helps him get set up in a new apartment in California. Here, he meets his new roomie, Gary (Kevin Nealon).
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    Super Duper Movie Star

    Bucky: "I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like, uhh, super duper movie star!"

    Yes, Bucky, you are the heir apparent to the movie industry. The porn star movie industry. Beats bagging groceries, now doesn't it?
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    We Were Gonna Tell You

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    Jeremiah Larson: "We were gonna tell ya on your 50th birthday..."

    Bucky's parents, Jeremiah and Debbie, were huge porn stars back in the day. Bucky, of course, was oblivious to this fact until he watched a few classic skin flicks with his friends. Now that's something to bring up over dinner with the family...
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