Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face People
home > People > People

Tags: people, all people, videos, religion, celebrities, violence, bullying, rage, opinions, bigotry, stupidity, mean-spirited

Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face

Look, I'm not saying that people aren't entitled to their opinions. However, I do think that just because you can legally be an a**hole in this country, doesn't make it even kind of okay. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. People believe that if they speak as if there's a fire in their bellies, then it must be right. I know that what feels good coming out of my mouth in the heat of the moment still isn't always right. This is not always the case.
< >
Show:   5   25 View:
More Options Add Item
  1. 1
    Up 132
    Down 5

    Fred Phelps

    What sort of an asshat protests at the funerals of fallen American military service members???

    "God Hates F*gs", huh? I really hope that whatever manifestation of God really exists; hates bigots, bullies and grandstanding jackasses way more.

    "God hates America, and those calamities last Tuesday [September 11, 2001] are none other than the wrath of God, smiting f*g America... That wasn't any accident. That wasn't any coincidence. There's only America to blame for those tragedies."

    "The Lord sent a world-class whopper of a massacre to Virginia Tech, killing thirty-three, drawing headlines like 'Shocked!', 'Horrified!', 'The worst massacre in US history!'. Well, we wish you were thirty-three thousand killed, but we are thankful to our Father for thirty-three."

    "This evil nation has smeared f*g feces blended with d**e-- f*g semen and d**e feces on the Bible!"

    --- Sermon_20010914.mp3". WBC Download Center. Westboro Baptist Church. September 14, 2001.

    "God hates f*gs! God hates America! Thank God for dead soldiers! You're going to hell!"
  2. 2
    Up 91
    Down 15

    Perez Hilton

  3. 3
    Up 95
    Down 21

    Pat Robertson

    Wow... Where to begin?

    "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
    -- Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992

    "Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals -- the two things seem to go together."
    -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, January 21, 1993, ignoring the facts that the Nazis killed homosexuals as ruthlessly as they did Jews and that Satanim emerged with Anton Szandor LaVey

    "To see Americans become followers of Islam is nothing short of insanity.... The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers."

    -- Pat Robertson, quoted from the American Muslim Council press release, "Statement regarding anti-Muslim comments made by Pat Robertson on October 27,1997" and elsewhere. (Read Robertson's complete anti-Muslim segment.)

    "They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.' True story. And so the devil said, 'Ok it’s a deal.' And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another."

    -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 13, 2010, discussing the 12 Jan 2010 7.0 earthquake in Haiti
  4. 4
    Up 84
    Down 19

    Tom Cruise

    "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*** you. Really. F*** you. Period."
    --- Quoted in Neil Strauss, "The Passion of the Cruise", Rolling Stone (August 2004)

    Also, feel free to read or watch some of his 2005 interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show.

    today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8343367#.ToahY7K3N2I

    I share NAMI's (National Alliance on Mental Health) view on his statements:

    "While we respect the right of individuals to express their own points of view, they are not entitled to their own facts. Mental illnesses are real medical conditions that affect millions of Americans..."
  5. 5
    Up 79
    Down 18

    Mike Sorrentino

    Not sure I need quotes from this guy to make a basic assertion. Is douchebag a compound word, or two separate ones?

  6. +Add New Item

Is this list missing something?
RANKERS WHO ADDED ITEMS

items 1 - 5 of 14

    leave a comment

    comments powered by Disqus
    1. you're_dumb
      Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/19/2011 5:56 PM
      Your quotes, especially about Glenn Beck, are taken out of context it situations where he was mostly mocking the stupidity of others. Nice though, being obviously liberally biased.
      1. vestigial_tail
        Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/26/2011 11:46 AM
        @you're_dumb, I won't even pretend that my personal views aren't left-leaning. As a matter of fact, my political and social views are extremely liberal. Quotes and soundbites can be easilly manip**ated when chopped up and/or rearranged. I'm at the point where it's helpful to me, when people that express angry and reactionary views, spew them for anyone to see. I prefer that to people that attempt to hide their agendas.
    2. MilhouseVanHauten
      Ann Coulter at 10/14/2011 8:19 AM
      I have been mystified by her for years. The only half-conclusion I have been able to come up with is that she's hand-built this monster because she knows it will get her attention. I honestly have a hard time thinking that she could seriously BELIEVE 99% of the cartoonish idiocy she spouts.
    3. Jersey Snore
      Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/09/2011 7:14 PM
      entertaining list. I would feel weird "adding" someone since it's the list of celebs you'd like to punch in the face, but i certainly voted (and agreed, except for Elmo, who has a heart of gold).
      1. vestigial_tail
        Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/12/2011 9:08 PM
        Jersey Snore, If you have some candidates, please add them! I have no issue with changing/adjusting the name of the list (Celebrities WE'D like to punch in the face, or Celebrities that should be punched in the face, etc).
    4. vestigial_tail
      Elmo at 10/07/2011 9:44 PM
      LOL! You definitely have a point, dropkick. However, if I add everyone that is deserving, the list would be far too long for casual viewing.
    5. vestigial_tail
      Ann Coulter at 10/06/2011 9:28 AM
      I don't know what her deal is... I mean, we are all capable of being nasty and mean given the right circumstances. However, she's just overflowing with bitter rhetoric. I get the impression that she feels she has something to prove.
    6. vestigial_tail
      Rush Limbaugh at 10/06/2011 9:26 AM
      LOL! I couldn't think of a better way to express those same sentiments! Thanks for taking the time to comment!
    7. dropkick
      Elmo at 10/06/2011 2:59 AM
      Too many politicians and pundits are ready to elbow Elmo off your list: Rumsfeld, Perry, Trump, Bachmann, Bill O'Reilly. A good list, tho'.
    8. dropkick
      Tom Cruise at 10/06/2011 2:52 AM
      He is so weak that he's not even worth the effort. Could we substitute Dick Cheney?
    9. dropkick
      Rush Limbaugh at 10/06/2011 2:48 AM
      He is the KKK without the hood. Same sentiments. Plus, he's going thru MANOPAUSE so that explains some of his grumpiness. What an oinker. He's the opposite of sexy.
    10. dropkick
      Ann Coulter at 10/06/2011 2:41 AM
      That dogpile has her dial glued on 'MEAN'. I cannot imagine Coulter ever saying a nice thing about anybody. She must have some issues from her childhood.
    11. Lons
      Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/03/2011 4:34 PM
      Punch Mike Sorrentino? Uh oh, looks like we got a situation...



      No, I'm just kidding. I'd totally punch all these guys.
      1. vestigial_tail
        Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/04/2011 10:41 AM
        Lons, your "punny" comment was actually kind of clever, man. It's nice to see a fellow pugilist!
    12. analise.dubner
      Ann Coulter at 1/19/2011 12:01 PM
      The words that come out of her mouth make her one of the ugliest people alive
      1. vestigial_tail
        Celebrities That Should Be Punched in the Face at 10/26/2011 11:49 AM
        Indeed they do. Hateful remarks will make an ass out of any so-called Adonis.

    today on Ranker