Charlie Sheen, Axl Rose, and Lindsay Lohan: all three of these famously nutso Hollywood types and public figures need to be tied to a typewriter until they come out with thousand page autobiographies. Even if you’re not a reader, you know you’d learn your ABCs just to find out about whether or not Axl Rose actually liked wearing those tiny spandex shorts. Outside of spandex shorts, there’s baby mama drama, mysterious deaths, and weird racial outbursts that we need to know about. We’re putting all of these unwritten celebrity tell-alls on our Christmas list – if you’re a celebrity and you’re reading this, close your computer, pick up the pen, and get to work!
If you’re not a celebrity, just a lowly civilian like the rest of us, vote on which celebrity tell all book you would want to read, and leave us a comment or two telling us if we missed your favorite celeb, whose complete story you simply need to hear.
As much as Iron Man is averse to discussing his choppy past, he's one of the most interesting stars of the past 50 years and a multi-volume autobiography isn't too much to ask for.
Robert John Downey Jr. is an American actor, producer, and singer, whose career has included critical and popular success in his youth, followed by a period of substance abuse and legal troubles, and a resurgence of commercial success in middle age. Making his screen debut at the age of five, ...more
Profession: Comedian, Singer-songwriter, Film Producer, Screenwriter Actor
Credits: The Avengers, Iron Man, Iron Man 3, Iron Man 2
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We just want to know the truth: is that his real voice?
Christopher Walken is an American actor. He has appeared in more than 100 films and television shows, including The Deer Hunter, Annie Hall, The Prophecy trilogy, The Dogs of War, Brainstorm, The Dead Zone, A View to a Kill, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Catch Me If You Can, Hairspray and Seven ...more
Profession: Screenwriter, Actor, Voice acting, Film Director
Credits: The Deer Hunter, Pulp Fiction, Catch Me If You Can, Wedding Crashers
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There just have to be all kinds of crazy life stories rattling around in King's head. How else does he think up such chilling thrillers and horror novels?
Stephen Edwin King is an American author of contemporary horror, supernatural fiction, suspense, science fiction, and fantasy. His books have sold more than 350 million copies, many of which have been adapted into feature films, miniseries, television shows, and comic books. King has published 54 ...more
Profession: Columnist, Television producer, Novelist, Screenwriter Actor, + more
Credits: The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Shining, Stand by Me
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4 people just voted on Sean Connery
The true Bond in all our hearts simply must give everyone the scoop and just every single detail from every single moment.
Sir Thomas Sean Connery is a Scottish actor and producer who has won an Academy Award, two BAFTA Awards and three Golden Globes. He was knighted by Elizabeth II in July 2000, and received the Kennedy Center Honors in the US. Connery is best known for portraying the character James Bond, starring in ...more
Profession: Film Producer, Actor, Voice acting
Credits: Dr. No, The Hunt for Red October, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Rock
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Sure, he told us everything about the history of time, but what about his fascinating life?
Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA is an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge. His scientific works include a collaboration with Roger Penrose on gravitational singularity theorems ...more
Profession: Mathematician, Physicist, Professor, Screenwriter Scientist, + more
Medical Conditions: Quadriplegia, Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
Credits: A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking's Universe, Hawking, The 11th Hour
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Is anyone surprised by the notion that portrayer of nut jobs like Bellatrix Lestrange and Marla Singer, is actually crazier than a house rat in real life? Let's learn more about the craziness, it's got to be a lot of fun. (Maybe she'll mention Tim Burton, too.)
Helena Bonham Carter CBE is an English actress. She made her acting debut in a television adaptation of K. M. Peyton's A Pattern of Roses before her debut film role as the titular character in Lady Jane. She is known for her roles in films, such as A Room with a View, Fight Club, The King's Speech, ...more
Profession: Actor, Voice acting, Singer
Credits: Fight Club, The King's Speech, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Alice in Wonderland
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He's probably missed the apex of his tell-all sales but a Charlie Sheen autobiography would still be the perfect Christmas present for a burgeoning meth head.
Carlos Irwin Estévez, best known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American actor. Sheen rose to fame after a series of successful films such as Platoon, Lucas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Wall Street, Young Guns, Eight Men Out, Major League, Hot Shots!, The Three Musketeers, The Arrival, Money ...more
Profession: Television director, Television producer, Film Producer, Screenwriter Actor, + more
Credits: Two and a Half Men, Wall Street, Anger Management, Hot Shots!
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4 people just voted on Danny DeVito
Few actors have as many sordid tales to tell as DeVito likely does.
Daniel Michael "Danny" DeVito, Jr. is an American actor, producer and director. He first gained prominence for his portrayal of taxi dispatcher Louie De Palma on Taxi, for which he won a Golden Globe and an Emmy. He went on to become a major film star, known for his roles in films and for his ...more
Profession: Television director, Businessperson, Comedian, Television producer Film Producer, + more
Credits: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Batman Returns, L.A. Confidential, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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