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List Rules Assume your dad is out of the picture - which celebrities would you NOT want your mom to bring into the family? Ages should be 45+.

The worst celebrity stepdads are listed here, including famous people from Hollywood, CA to Washington, D.C. This list is made up of fathers, stepfathers, deadbeat dads, or people who do not and should not have children, let alone be YOUR stepdad. Many of them are famous actors, and yet you would probably not want these guys acting as your stepfather. All you need to do is listen to voicemails left by both Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin to know they wouldn't be the best dads to have around at the Thanksgiving table.

The celebrities you wouldn't want as a stepfather include sext-addicted politicians like Anthony Weiner, shameful reality show stars like Donald Trump, and big meanies like Sean Penn and Mike Tyson. The worst potential celebrity stepfathers also include infamous baby daddies like Flavor Flav and Eddie Murphy as well as comic actor Fred Armisen, who has even admitted that he is both a "bad husband" and a "bad boyfriend."

Upvote the celebrity men you would least want to become your mom's second husband, or add any stepfather celebrities you think would make for a miserable step-family dynamic.
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Jared Fogle is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jared Fogle age 39

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139 32
Randy Savage is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Heracle added Randy Savage Died at 59 (1952-2011)

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138 43
O. J. Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
O. J. Simpson age 69

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136 42
Woody Allen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Woody Allen age 81

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64 11
Bobby Brown is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Bobby Brown age 48

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66 12
Terry Richardson is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Terry Richardson age 51

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Bill Cosby is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Bill Cosby age 79

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88 26
Kanye West is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Kanye West age 39

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77 20
Chris Brown is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Chris Brown age 27

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103 39
Mike Tyson is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mike Tyson age 50

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Ike Turner is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Ike Turner Died at 76 (1931-2007)

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Caitlyn Jenner is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Caitlyn Jenner age 67

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54 10
Gary Glitter is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gary Glitter age 72

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89 34
Roman Polański is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad

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88 34
Flavor Flav is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Flavor Flav age 58

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Tiger Woods is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Tiger Woods age 41

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Shia LaBeouf is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Shia LaBeouf age 30

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Jay-Z is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jay-Z age 47

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49 20
Howard Stern is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Howard Stern age 63

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49 20
Gene Simmons is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Gene Simmons age 67

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Michael Jackson is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Michael Jackson Died at 51 (1958-2009)

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Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Judd Apatow age 49

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34 10
Damien Hirst is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Damien Hirst age 51

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Justin Bieber is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sahara Latham added Justin Bieber age 23

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Larry David is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Larry David age 69

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Eli Roth is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Eli Roth age 44

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Snoop Dogg is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Snoop Dogg age 45

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27 10
Nick Clegg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Nick Clegg age 50

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Jonah Hill is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jonah Hill age 33

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69 48
Eddie Murphy is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Eddie Murphy age 56

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Idris Elba is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Idris Elba age 43

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Andy Dick is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Andy Dick age 51

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Alec Baldwin is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Alec Baldwin age 59

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Jon Stewart is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Jon Stewart age 54

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35 21
Will Ferrell is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Will Ferrell age 49

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29 16
Hulk Hogan is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Hulk Hogan age 63

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57 42
Sean Penn is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Sean Penn age 56

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32 21
Steven Spielberg is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Steven Spielberg age 70

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Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Charlie Sheen age 51

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34 26
Harrison Ford is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mollevangsvagen added Harrison Ford age 74

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Donald Trump is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Donald Trump age 70

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34 27
Simon Cowell is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Simon Cowell age 57

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Adrian Peterson is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Derr added Adrian Peterson age 32

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Scott Baio is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Scott Baio age 56

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Tom Cruise is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Tom Cruise age 54

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20 17
Richard Hammond is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
ColinBoddy added Richard Hammond age 47

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30 28
Randy Quaid is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Randy Quaid age 66

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36 35
Bret Michaels is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Bret Michaels age 54

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31 30
Michael Lohan is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Michael Lohan age 56

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69 72
Mel Gibson is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Celebrities You Would Not Want as a Stepdad
Mel Gibson age 61