Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors
NicoleBreanne Well, there goes the neighborhood! This is a list of the celebs you DON'T want moving in next door to you. There are perks to celebrity neighbors, cool parties, something nice to look at over the fence, their cool celebrity friends. But this list is made up of people that would make your life a nightmare, parties, fights, loud vehicles, their very existence annoys you, and they're going to be living right next door. They will be all up in your space, borrowing your lawnmower. From Kim Kardashian with her entire family always around your house, to Jay Leno revving his motors. How about Brad and Angelina with all those kids? Toys strewn about, screaming, fighting, nerf balls ending up in your yard? Or what if Lindsay Lohan lived next door? I shudder to think of it. This is your home! This list is full of unstable celebs that would be coming to you to borrow a cup of sugar. These are the people that are coming to your backyard BBQ. Can you imagine Jennifer Aniston sipping on a beer whining about how John Mayer spent too much time on twitter? Don't forget Tim Tebow who has scored very high on the neighbor you'd most want list but I say no way. Holier than thou neighbors are the worst, jjust watch The Simpsons, I swear Flanders was based on the Tebow's. I'd rather have Charlies Manson next door...at least he'd keep to himself! Voice your opinion and vote on this list and add your own least desirable celebrity neighbor!
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1980“ Aside from the fact that she is a completely worthless individual that has no business being on TV, living next to Kim Kardashian would be a nightmare. Her sisters, mother, paparazzi, endless parade of soon to be fiancees, all of those people would be around ALL THE TIME. It would all be too much. „ - 2Up 83Down 37
1981“ She's fallen off the radar a bit, and thank goodness for it...but she still sucks. „ - 3Up 89Down 43
The Cast of Jersey Shore
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The show is a mess, they're a mess, and they're going to live next door? I think not! They get drunk and loud, they fight, they screw in hot tubs, the Situation exists. No, HELL no! „ - 4Up 72Down 33
1965added by: Greg - 5Up 76Down 41
1986“ She's a train wreck, while fun to watch--horrible to live next to. The partying, the am I lesbian am I not indecision. She would be a really bad neighbor. The kind you'd have to call for noise complaints because going over there and threatening to cut her power lines just wouldn't be enough...not that I've tried that tactic...then she'd come over the next day to apologize and end up crying on your porch about how hard her life is. „ - 6Up 49Down 28
1975added by: ToriMaureenMyers - 7Up 48Down 31 1965added by: Randolph
- 8Up 51Down 35 1944added by: Greg
- 9Up 42Down 28 1952added by: Greg
- 10Up 55Down 40 1956added by: Mark“ I'd be constantly freaked out any time I saw him doing gardening that he was burying someone down there. „
- 11Up 43Down 30 1981added by: peis“ So much drama so much media following her. „
- 12Up 34Down 22 1960added by: Randolph
- 13Up 37Down 28 1975added by: Mark
- 14Up 38Down 32 1950added by: Lons
- 15Up 40Down 34 1969“ Matthew McConaughey is an extreme hippie. There would be weed and patchouli stink all over your house not to mention, he works out NONSTOP and openly admits to NEVER using deodorant. The stench would drive you out. „
- 16Up 5Down 1 1975added by: Dismalhead
- 17Up 41Down 40 1987“ Personally, I could never live next to this guy because I loathe him. I think this would be a lot like living next to Ned Flanders. „
- 18Up 31Down 31 1957“ Katie Couric just seems annoying. She's the neighbor that's always in your business. I don't want my business on the evening news! „
- 19Up 38Down 39 1952added by: Mark
- 20Up 45Down 47 1969“ She just seems really unstable. When her and her latest boyfriend break up you know there will be screaming, throwing things, fights in the yard, keying of cars. Who needs that going on next door every other week? „
- 21Up 4Down 4 1951added by: Dismalhead
- 22Up 2Down 2 1960added by: Bootsdad“ Loud mouth, opinionated Hugo Chavez lover next door? No thank you. „
- 23Up 41Down 46
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Both Brad and Angelina are extremely attractive, which would be fun for you to look at...but worrisome if you have a spouse. That's not the real reason they're on the list. They made the list because of all those kids. Six kids. Six spoiled, bratty, loud, annoying kids, and they're not stopping at six. „ - 24Up 32Down 42 1950“ He's go so many cars, and bikes, and he loves all of them...which means he starts and revs all of them. He also has cat, I'm not sure if it's an indoor or outdoor cat but I remember an episode of the late show in which he showed pictures of how his cat can operate a phone. If the cat can learn to do that...what else could it do? You're looking at feline destruction of property. „
- 25Up 23Down 41 1947added by: Lons
- 26Up 19Down 36 1937added by: Desertrat89“ Yeah, I know he's dead, but he was the nightmare of all neighbors. He used to give his next door neighbor in Woody Creek such fits... he was known to trespass on the man's property in the middle of the night with his shotgun claiming he was hunting errant wildlife... just to mess with the guy. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be on Hunter's bad side... he might have been cool, but that guy was nuts. „
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