Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors People
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Celebrities You Wouldn't Want as Neighbors

Well, there goes the neighborhood! This is a list of the celebs you DON'T want moving in next door to you. There are perks to celebrity neighbors, cool parties, something nice to look at over the fence, their cool celebrity friends. But this list is made up of people that would make your life a nightmare, parties, fights, loud vehicles, their very existence annoys you, and they're going to be living right next door. They will be all up in your space, borrowing your lawnmower.

From Kim Kardashian with her entire family always around your house, to Jay Leno revving his motors. How about Brad and Angelina with all those kids? Toys strewn about, screaming, fighting, Nerf balls ending up in your yard? Or what if Lindsay Lohan lived next door? I shudder to think of it. This is your home! This list is full of unstable celebs that would be coming to you to borrow a cup of sugar. These are the people that are coming to your backyard BBQ. Can you imagine Jennifer Aniston sipping on a beer whining about how John Mayer spent too much time on Twitter?

Don't forget Tim Tebow who has scored very high on the neighbor you'd most want list but I say no way. Holier than thou neighbors are the worst, just watch "The Simpsons," I swear Flanders was based on the Tebows. I'd rather have Charlie Manson next door... at least he'd keep to himself! Voice your opinion and vote on this list and add your own least desirable celebrity neighbor!

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    The Cast of Jersey Shore The show is a mess, they're a mess, and they're going to live next door? I think not! They get drunk and loud, they fight, they screw in hot tubs, the Situation exists. No, HELL no!

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    age 35 Aside from the fact that she is a completely worthless individual that has no business being on TV, living next to Kim Kardashian would be a nightmare. Her sisters, mother, Kanye, the paparazzi, all

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    age 21 No one wants this D-bag to even be allowed in the U.S. anymore, let alone live next door to them. 

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    age 38 There's no one douchier than Kanye and Kim right now, and no one wants to deal with that.

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    age 29 She's a train wreck, while fun to watch – horrible to live next to. The partying, the am-I-lesbian-am-I-not indecision. She would be a really bad neighbor. The kind you'd have to call for noise

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    age 34 Now that she's a "world class" DJ, I'm sure she'll be holding some ragers at her house where she'll be spinning God-awful music all night.

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    age 34 So much drama, so much media following her.

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    age 23 Though if she did live next door to you, she could teach you how to do that tongue thing.

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    age 40 14 children living next door with Octomom? No thanks.

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    age 50 Who even knows what this guy's up to anymore? It's probably a good thing.

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    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Both Brad and Angelina are extremely attractive, which would be fun for you to look at... but worrisome if you have a spouse. That's not the real reason they're on the list. They made the list because

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    age 65 He's got so many cars and bikes, and he loves all of them... which means he starts and revs all of them. He also has a cat, which I'm not sure if it's an indoor or outdoor cat, but I remember an

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    age 59 I'd be constantly freaked out any time I saw him doing gardening that he might be burying someone down there.

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    age 58 Katie Couric just seems annoying. She's the neighbor that's always in your business. I don't want my business on the evening news!

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    age 55 Loud mouth, opinionated Hugo Chavez lover next door? No thank you.

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    age 67 Yeah, that'd be all you'd need. Margot snaps again and you find her in the bushes, half naked, throwing Cheerioes at you talking about how she's defending her kingdom, or something... that or she'd

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    age 46 Matthew McConaughey is an extreme hippie. There would be weed and patchouli stink all over your house, not to mention, he works out NONSTOP and openly admits to NEVER using deodorant. The stench would

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    age 46 She just seems really unstable. When her and her latest boyfriend break up you know there will be screaming, throwing things, fights in the yard, keying of cars. Who needs that going on next door

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