Total Nerd 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes  

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It’s hard to say what the funniest branch of physical science is, but when it comes down to it, our money’s on chemistry. Think about it: they wear lab coats, get to play with weird colored liquids all day, and we’re pretty sure The Nutty Professor was a chemist. If those aren’t enough reason to support this theory, then you can just go jump in a medium-sized body of H20. Anyway, here is the funniest list of jokes for chemistry geeks to be found anywhere on the web.

Are you still unsure of our chemistry joke credentials? Element puns? We got ‘em. Jokes about theoretical temperatures? Yep. Punchlines involving long-dead chemists? You best believe we’ve got you covered on those. If you STILL doubt our chemistry geek joke prowess, then it’s time that you check out the list for yourself and prepare for your blood to run as cold as absolutely zero, OK? The nerdy chemistry jokes on this list are insanely silly, so if you’re looking for jokes to tell at your next dinner part, you need to realign your expectations and get ready to giggle, guffaw, and maybe even snort as you read through this list of the funniest chemistry jokes ever.

After you laugh yourself silly, vote on your favorite chemistry joke, and start using them to get extra credit in Chem 101. You can thank us later.

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If You're Not Part Of The ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
If You're Not Part Of The Solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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What Do You Do With A Sick Che... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Anyone Know Any Jokes About So... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Anyone Know Any Jokes About Sodium? Na.

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What Would Happen If The Silve... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Would Happen If The Silver Surfer & Iron Man Teamed Up? They'd be alloys. 

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We Do We Make Such Bad Chemist... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
We Do We Make Such Bad Chemistry Jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.

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We Asked A Guy Sitting Next To... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
We Asked A Guy Sitting Next To Us If He Had Any Sodium Hypobromite. He said NaBrO

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What Did Silver Say To Gold In... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Did Silver Say To Gold In A Bar? "AU, get outta here!"

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The Name's Bond. Ionic Bond. is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
The Name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Why Are Chemists Great For Sol... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Why Are Chemists Great For Solving Problems? Because They Have All The Solutions.  

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Organic Chemistry Is Difficult... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Organic Chemistry Is Difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble. 

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Why Do Chemists Like Nitrates ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Why Do Chemists Like Nitrates So Much? They're cheaper than day rates.

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What Do Chemists Call A Benzen... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Do Chemists Call A Benzene Ring With Iron Atoms Replacing Carbon Atoms? A ferrous wheel.

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What Did The Scientist Say Whe... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium? HeHe

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Titanium Is The Most Amorous M... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Titanium Is The Most Amorous Metal - When it gets hot, it'll bond with anything.

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Did You Hear About The Chemica... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Did You Hear About The Chemical Workers? Are they unionized?

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If H2O Is The Formula For Wate... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
If H2O Is The Formula For Water, What's The Formula For Ice? H20 cubed!

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Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What Do You Do With A Dead Che... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist? Barium

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What Do You Call A Clown Who's... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Do You Call A Clown Who's In Jail? A Silicon.

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What's The Name of 007'... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What's The Name of 007's Eskimo Cousin? Polar Bond  

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What Show Are Cesium & Iod... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Show Are Cesium & Iodine Watching Together? CSI!

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What Element Is A Girl's Futur... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What Element Is A Girl's Future Best Friend? Carbon.

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What's The Chemical Formula Fo... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
What's The Chemical Formula For Coffee? CoFe2

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How Did The Chemist Survive A ... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
How Did The Chemist Survive A Famine? By subsisting on titrations.

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Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Whe... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 25 Super Funny Chemistry Jokes
Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen When He Left The Bar? Because he got Avogadro's number!