Childhood Superstitions That Become Scary Realities By Colt45  [8 more lists]

As child if you were a boy girls had cooties and if you were a girl so did the boys but now that your all grown up you started to like each other. Which only caused the inevitable getting physical but now your not sharing cooties but you are definitely sharing fluids and along with it STDs. At least there were shots for cooties, a lot of STDs aren’t curable and some even DEADLY

To a bully you have a bulls eye on your back until you prove him otherwise. Once you get older the bullies aren’t just threatening your lunch money. Bullies come in all shapes and sizes when your part of the work force but these guys and gals are after your paycheck. You need to teach them some respect.

The old shaking bloody hands to turn your best friend into family. It’s the old Blood Brothers routine now you two are paired for life and in more ways than one. I hope your “Blood Brother” is a great crutch because you two will need one when you both have AIDS. Blood Brothers to the end literally.

Boys are so mean to the girl they like... It may get worse with age. Girls watch out some boys never grow out of it. Teasing you about something goofy is one thing but some guys don’t know when to quite and just might lay a hand on you! Sure they like you but if you are getting touched in a way you don’t want time to book it ladies.

So there might not be a guy in your closet after all. But now that you are an adult and living on your own you do have to be prepared for some creep trying to sneak around your house and rob your ass. So pick up a gun learn some hand to hand combat or get really good at running while you dial 911.