The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time Anything
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The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears everything. Chuck Norris facts and memes have become so common, it's hard to remember a time when the world didn't quake in fear at the fist (just one, it's all he needs) of Chuck Norris. List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, one-liners, puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.

The Chuck Norris meme has become such a prevailing theme in pop culture, it's hard to remember a time when Chuck Norris joke-facts didn't exist or when you couldn't expect to see Chuck Norris pics circulating around the Internet (just kidding, Chuck Norris has been kicking butt since the dawn of time). The venerable star of countless classic Chuck Norris movies is so tough, so un-crossable, that the only sensible thing to do was to make a list of Chuck Norris jokes to tempt a fate worse that death at the hands/fists of Chuck Norris.

Jokes about Chuck Norris include classics like "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits", "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. He has never cried", and "Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories". The manliest man in history has a cult following and has spawned some of the funniest memes on the internet.

What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes? Which are the best Chuck Norris memes? This Chuck Norris jokes list should get you started in your search for the greatest Chuck Norris memes, but it's by no means every Chuck Norris joke on the internet. Upvote for your favorites (they're all your favorites, clearly), and beware the wrath of Chuck Norris should you choose to downvote any of these funny Chuck Norris memes.

If you want to catch up on some of the best memes of the past year, check out the greatest internet memes of 2012.
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