I feel like I have..."I feel like I have something to do tonight that I keep forgetting."
Tomorrow, I'll be back..."Tomorrow, I’ll be back where I truly belong - indoors, under artificial light."
This Halloween, I've hired..."This Halloween, I’ve hired Larry King to sit in a rocking chair on my front porch."
The worst part of riding..."The worst part of riding in a blimp: No bathrooms. The best part: Windows that open."
Last year for Halloween..."Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year, she’s going as Christine O’Donnell."
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