I feel like I have..."I feel like I have something to do tonight that I keep forgetting."
Tomorrow, I'll be back..."Tomorrow, I’ll be back where I truly belong - indoors, under artificial light."
This Halloween, I've hired..."This Halloween, I’ve hired Larry King to sit in a rocking chair on my front porch."
The worst part of riding..."The worst part of riding in a blimp: No bathrooms. The best part: Windows that open."
Last year for Halloween..."Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year, she’s going as Christine O’Donnell."
Tried changing my Facebook..."Tried changing my Facebook status to "craving gumbo" but Facebook automatically changed it to "BOYCOTT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE. IT’S ALL LIES!"
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