twitter Conan O'Brien's Best Tweets

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This is a list of the best tweets by Conan O'Brien himself, @ConanOBrien ( ). Since he's not legally allowed to appear on television until the fall, he's turned to Twitter, and we've turned to his acccount. This week, he embarks on his North American comedy tour, which will not be television. So while we can't enjoy him on the small screen anymore, we can still enjoy his comedy live, but if we can't make THAT we can still enjoy him in the comfort of our own homes (or offices). Here are his funniest tweets. Please visit his Twitter page and follow him (link above).
If your not already following Conan O'Brien on twitter, then I suggest you go follow him right now! The guy is classic and always has something funny to say.

Here's Conan's Twitter bio: I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.

For the official webpage of the tour go to

I feel like I have...

"I feel like I have something to do tonight that I keep forgetting."

Tomorrow, I'll be back...

"Tomorrow, I’ll be back where I truly belong - indoors, under artificial light."

This Halloween, I've hired...

"This Halloween, I’ve hired Larry King to sit in a rocking chair on my front porch."

The worst part of riding...

"The worst part of riding in a blimp: No bathrooms. The best part: Windows that open."

Last year for Halloween...

"Last year for Halloween my daughter went as a witch. This year, she’s going as Christine O’Donnell."

Tried changing my Facebook...

"Tried changing my Facebook status to "craving gumbo" but Facebook automatically changed it to "BOYCOTT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE. IT’S ALL LIES!"

The Chilean Miners...

"The Chilean Miners could be released this weekend… just in time to see Michael Bolton sing on DWTS. Guys, what’s an extra day?"

Gaga just did a Vogue photoshoot...

"Gaga just did a Vogue photoshoot wearing only raw meat. When she does it, it's art - when I do it, it's "Daddy, you ruined another BBQ."