Weird History The Craziest Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense  

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Modern medicine has seen more development in the past fifty years than in all of human history combined. Many long practiced medical treatments now seem completely insane in retrospect - things like putting animal dung on a wound, drinking urine, carving holes in your skull, or drinking potions made of morphine or mercury. What are the craziest medical practices from all of human history? What was once used as medicine but was later found to be, well, actually super dangerous?

There were lots of weird things used as medicine before the advent of modern science. However, some of these practices continue in one form or another - no matter how crazy they are, if something works, doctors are going to keep doing it.

Here are some of the dangerous medical practices from yonder days, a few of which survive in some form, and some others which almost certainly killed those who partook in them. Upvote the medical treatments that you think are the most nuts and are glad that went by the wayside, thanks to scientific advancements and modern medicine.
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Lobotomy


Lobotomy is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense
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Early 20th century doctors were totally unprepared for the onslaught of patients with mental illness that flooded hospitals at the time. One treatment that became popular in the 1930s was lobotomy, the removal of parts of the brain in order to curb depressive symptoms.

Even at the time, it was acknowledged that this was a dangerous procedure that often left patients with permanent disability - not to mention the destruction of their ability to function in society, their memories, and their personalities. Still, over 40,000 people were lobotomized in the US, often without consent. The procedure declined as ECT and medication became more popular.
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A Hot Poker in the You Know Where


A Hot Poker in the You Know Wh... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense
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Virtually everything has a patron saint – even painful hemorrhoids. It was once believed that if a person did not pray to the canonized Irish monk St. Fiacre, who was said to protect one from such maladies, that they would suffer from hemorrhoids. If you chose not to pray to St. Fiacre and came down with them, you were sent off to the monks - who would put a red-hot iron up your anus (presumably while chanting). Alternatively, you could sit on St. Fiacre’s famous rock, the spot where the seventh-century monk was miraculously cured of his own hemorrhoids.

Later treatments were far less painful and more effective – soaking in a hot bath.
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The Tapeworm Diet


The Tapeworm Diet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense
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The "tapeworm diet" was an early 20th century weight loss method that relied on the not-exact science of ingesting a tapeworm and hoping it ate some of what you ate. Sadly, many tapeworm species actually have horrific effects on the human body, resulting in malnutrition, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and anemia.
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Liquid Mercury


Liquid Mercury is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest Medical Practices Doctors Thought Made Sense
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The silver liquid was an extremely popular medical treatment from ancient times until fairly recently. The ancient Persians and Greeks used it as an ointment, and second century Chinese alchemists prized liquid mercury for its supposed ability to increase lifespan and vitality. Some healers even promised that by consuming mercury, sulfur, and arsenic, one could gain eternal life and the ability to walk on water.

Needless to say, this did not work, delivering not eternal life, but an extremely painful death. Even later, mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases like syphilis – again often killing those it was used on.