- 1+ 37- 12
Fought For Youv
Cal: "I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
Emily: "I miss you."
Ah, now we get down to the drama part of this "dramedy." Divorce is tough going for anyone, but particularly when the two people involved still love each other so much. Cal's right: He needed to fight hard to save his marriage, rather than running away (or jumping from a car - a far more painful choice than actually running).
- 2+ 17- 5
Hannah: "Take of your shirt!"
Hannah: "Will you take off your shirt?"
(Jacob removes his shirt)
Hannah: "Seriously!? It's like you're photoshopped!"
After gazing at Ryan Gosling's abs for a nanosecond (okay a little longer than that), we have to agree with Emma Stone's Hannah on this one.
- 3+ 19- 7
War Between the Sexesv
Jacob: "The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
Jacob is a stone cold player, and he's teaching Cal as best he can, acting as his "wing man" and trying to get him out into the dating world (successfully).
- 4+ 12- 8
The Scarlett Letter Analysis
Robbie: "Okay, The Scarlet Letter. To me, the A stands for asshole. Both Hester and Dimmesdale fall in love. Love is for asshole. So they are assholes being chased by assholes because they are assholes."
- 5+ 10- 6
The Twilight Moviev
Emily: (to Cal) "When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad."
Emily and Cal have a big, big problem: She cheated on him. But even more disturbing: She saw the latest 'Twilight' movie without him. Sure sign of marital discord, right?
- 6+ 6- 3
Jacob: "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
- 7+ 5- 2
Divorce and Creme Bruleev
Emily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)
Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..."
Cal has issues. Instead of arguing with Emily, who's just informed him she's been unfaithful, what does he do? He jumps from a moving car!
- 8+ 4- 1
Show You Offv
Kate: "What do you want to do with me?!"
Cal: "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!"
This quote comes during a great, funny scene between Cal and new love interest Kate (Marissa Tomei). Kate seems...slightly unbalanced?
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