- 6Up 5Down 2
Divorce, Not CancerCal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"BUY @ amazon
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man..." (laughing)
Cal: (laughs) "Yeah, just my relationship..."
Sad state of affairs (so to speak) when people are relieved it's just a divorce...
- 7Up 4Down 1
Divorce and Creme BruleeEmily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)BUY @ amazon
Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..."
Cal has issues. Instead of arguing with Emily, who's just informed him she's been unfaithful, what does he do? He jumps from a moving car!
- 8Up 4Down 1
Hugh Hefner Added by: RandolphJacob: "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."BUY @ amazon
- 9Up 5Down 3
Euthanize You Added by: RandolphJacob: "I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you."BUY @ amazon
- 10Up 2Down 0
Break Dance Fighting
Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
Jacob: "Yeah, no. I mean break dance fighting."
Cal's experience with women is limited to Emily. They've been together since high school - so Cal has a lot of things to learn. Break dance fighting is not one of those things.
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