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Crazy Stupid Love Quotes

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'Crazy, Stupid, Love' is a movie made to be quoted. Over and over. Several of these 'Crazy Stupid Love' quotes include musings by Cal (Steve Carell), a middle-aged man in the midst of divorcing his wife, Emily (Julianne Moore). Other clever nuggets of "wisdom" come from player Jacob (Ryan Gosling), who gets thrown for a loop when he meets Hannah (Emma Stone), a woman that captures his heart. Don't see your favorite 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' movie quote listed? Feel free to add it!

Critics generally gave favorable reviews to 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Ryan Gosling's hilarious performance as Jacob also earned him a 2012 Golden Globe Awards nomination for Best Actor in a Movie: Comedy or Musical. 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' was also nominated for Favorite Comedy at the 2012 People's Choice Awards.

In case you missed 'Crazy Stupid Love' in theaters (too many people did), you can always watch it on DVD: The 'Crazy Stupid Love' DVD was released on November 1, 2011.

'Crazy, Stupid, Love' follows several different generations of people all struggling to come to terms with what love means. It's crazy and it's stupid, but it's definitely love. Despite being one of the more well-reviewed comedies of summer 2011, 'Crazy Stupid Love' didn't perform as well as other funny movies. The film took in just over $19 million in its box office debut weekend, but did go on to gross more than $75 million as of early-September 2011.

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    Divorce, Not Cancer

    Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
    Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer."
    Cal: "Oh...."
    Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man..." (laughing)
    Cal: (laughs) "Yeah, just my relationship..."

    Sad state of affairs (so to speak) when people are relieved it's just a divorce...
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    Divorce and Creme Brulee

    Emily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)
    Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."
    Emily: "I want a divorce."
    Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..."

    Cal has issues. Instead of arguing with Emily, who's just informed him she's been unfaithful, what does he do? He jumps from a moving car!
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    Hugh Hefner Added by: Randolph

    Jacob: "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
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    Euthanize You Added by: Randolph

    Jacob: "I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you."
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    Break Dance Fighting


    Jacob: "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
    Cal: "Sexually?"
    Jacob: "Yeah, no. I mean break dance fighting."


    Cal's experience with women is limited to Emily. They've been together since high school - so Cal has a lot of things to learn. Break dance fighting is not one of those things.
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    11. Randolph
      Crazy Stupid Love Quotes at 9/15/2011 12:02 PM
      This one sneaked in under the radar for me. Very funny, touching comedy. Kind of an 'old school' film.

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