The Creepiest Sports Mascots
The creepiest sports mascots represent professional football, basketball, baseball and hockey teams, as well as college sports teams and international competitions. Designed to excite the crowd and entertain fans, these creepy sports mascots miss the mark as they are bizarre, odd or simply scary. Some are downright profane while others are so offbeat that they ride the fine line between funny and freaky.
Masklophobia is the official term for a fear of masks or mascots. Clearly that term was coined after these creepy mascots put fear into the hearts of sports fans old and young. These are the types of mascots that haunt dreams, hide under the bed and creep up on you while you're minding your own business at a sporting event.
Some mascots, especially those representing college teams, are doomed from the get-go as the team nickname does not exactly translate to something that would make a great mascot. Take the Stanford Cardinal Tree or the Ohio State Buckeyes for example. Both schools worship trees and let's face it, trees don't make fierce mascots, they make mascots that are equal parts lame and creepy.
For other mascots, it's the life-like but beyond creepy expression on the mascot's face that makes them something out of a bad horror movie. The Providence College Friar, Dallas Cowboys Rowdy and the King Cake Baby, a strange mascot that pops up around New Orleans, Louisiana, especially as the New Orleans Hornets games, take that level of creepy to the next level.
Whether the mascots are based on crappy things to begin with, like the Xavier University Blue Blob, or are simply a strange combination of a person and a cartoon, like the University of Nebraska Lil' Red, each of these mascots easily qualify as the creepiest out there. Once you see these mascots, you'll never look at one the same ever again.
Masklophobia is the official term for a fear of masks or mascots. Clearly that term was coined after these creepy mascots put fear into the hearts of sports fans old and young. These are the types of mascots that haunt dreams, hide under the bed and creep up on you while you're minding your own business at a sporting event.
Some mascots, especially those representing college teams, are doomed from the get-go as the team nickname does not exactly translate to something that would make a great mascot. Take the Stanford Cardinal Tree or the Ohio State Buckeyes for example. Both schools worship trees and let's face it, trees don't make fierce mascots, they make mascots that are equal parts lame and creepy.
For other mascots, it's the life-like but beyond creepy expression on the mascot's face that makes them something out of a bad horror movie. The Providence College Friar, Dallas Cowboys Rowdy and the King Cake Baby, a strange mascot that pops up around New Orleans, Louisiana, especially as the New Orleans Hornets games, take that level of creepy to the next level.
Whether the mascots are based on crappy things to begin with, like the Xavier University Blue Blob, or are simply a strange combination of a person and a cartoon, like the University of Nebraska Lil' Red, each of these mascots easily qualify as the creepiest out there. Once you see these mascots, you'll never look at one the same ever again.
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- 1Up 91Down 30“ Scrotie „
- 2Up 60Down 23“ Stanford Tree „
- 3Up 62Down 25“ Wenlock and Mandeville „
- 4Up 53Down 24
King Cake Baby
- 5Up 43Down 23“ Wushock „
- 6Up 38Down 20“ Billiken „
- 7Up 34Down 20“ Willie the Wave „
- 8Up 36Down 22“ Fighting Okra „
- 9Up 46Down 31“ Brutus „
- 10Up 33Down 20“ The Providence Friar „
- 11Up 28Down 16“ Artie the Artichoke „
- 12Up 29Down 17“ Eutectic „
- 13Up 36Down 24
1996 Summer Olympics
“ Izzy „ - 14Up 32Down 21“ Mr. Commodore „
- 15Up 20Down 11“ Stinger „
- 16Up 28Down 19“ Saluki „
- 17Up 31Down 22“ Blue Blob „
- 18Up 31Down 22“ Sammy The Banana Slug „
- 19Up 25Down 18“ Boltman „
- 20Up 29Down 22“ Rowdy „
- 21Up 13Down 7“ Screech „
- 22Up 13Down 8“ Raymond „
- 23Up 23Down 18“ Demon Deacon „
- 24Up 25Down 21“ Lil' Red „
- 25Up 26Down 23“ Super Frog „
- 26Up 25Down 22“ Sebastian „
- 27Up 17Down 14“ Peter the Anteater „
- 28Up 16Down 13“ Hip Hop „
- 29Up 11Down 8“ Billy the Marlin „
- 30Up 11Down 9“ Bernie Brewer „
- 31Up 15Down 14“ Gompei the Goat „
- 32Up 10Down 9added by: analise.dubner“ Pistol Pete „
- 33Up 12Down 12“ Youppi „
- 34Up 9Down 11“ Jazz Bear „
- 35Up 9Down 12“ Finn the Whale „
- 36Up 8Down 11“ Wild Wing „
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The Creepiest Sports Mascots at 8/17/2012 4:30 AM
The Creepiest Sports Mascots at 7/14/2012 12:30 PM