Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?
 

(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)


What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.


(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking
laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)
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    Rig the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Speed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Blow S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Rob a Bank is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Break in to Amusement Parks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Enter the Authorized Personnel... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Enter the Authorized Personnel Only Area. Come on.. What really goes on behind that door.

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    Steal Stuff is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Remove the Law Tag from My Mattress

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    Drive Without a License is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Lie To an Officer Of The Law is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Having Sex in Public

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    Mount Guns on The Hood Of My C... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Mount Guns on The Hood Of My Car You know... just so people would get out of my way on the freeway. 

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    Rob a Jewelry Store is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

    Rob a Jewelry Store

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    Street Racing is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Commit Tax Fraud is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Raid a Liquor Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Use a Fake ID to Make Embarras... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

    Use a Fake ID to Make Embarrassing Purchases

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    Grand Theft Auto is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

    Grand Theft Auto

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    Boot Leg is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Hijack a Private Jet is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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    Steal Art from Museums is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

    Steal Art from Museums

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    Loot

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