popular opinion Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?

(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)

What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.

(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)

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Rig the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rig the Lottery

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Speed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Speed

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Counterfeit Money is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Counterfeit Money

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Blow S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow S*** Up

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Rob a Bank is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Bank

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Break in to Amusement Parks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Break in to Amusement Parks

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Enter the Authorized Personnel... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Enter the Authorized Personnel Only Area. Come on.. What really goes on behind that door.

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Having Sex in Public is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Having Sex in Public

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Steal Stuff is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Stuff

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Trespassing is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Remove the Law Tag from My Mat... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Remove the Law Tag from My Mattress

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Blow More S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow More S*** Up

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Jaywalking is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Jaywalking

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Drive Without a License is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drive Without a License

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Lie To an Officer Of The Law is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Lie To an Officer Of The Law

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Evade Public Transportation Pa... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Evade Public Transportation Payment

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Public Nudity is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Public Nudity

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Mount Guns on The Hood Of My C... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Mount Guns on The Hood Of My Car You know... just so people would get out of my way on the freeway. 

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Murder is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Rob a Jewelry Store is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Jewelry Store

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Possession is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Possession

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Street Racing is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Street Racing

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Tax evasion is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Raid a Liquor Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Raid a Liquor Store

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Use a Fake ID to Make Embarras... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Use a Fake ID to Make Embarrassing Purchases

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Grand Theft Auto is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Grand Theft Auto

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Steal Art from Museums is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Art from Museums

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Boot Leg is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Boot Leg

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Hijack a Private Jet is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Hijack a Private Jet

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Carry Out the Death Sentences ... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Carry Out the Death Sentences of All of These People Who Have Been Sitting On Death Row for So Long. I'll Provide the Bullets Myself

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Loot is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Loot

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Killing Spree is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Killing Spree

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Drug Smuggle is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drug Smuggle

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Burn down your cities and leav... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Steal Cars is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Cars

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Sinister is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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The Purge is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Kill Barack Obama is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Kill Barack Obama

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Blow Up All Schools is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow Up All Schools

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Long Term Squatting is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Long Term Squatting

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Arson is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Arson

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Rape is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rape

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Kill Preachers is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Kill Preachers

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Incest is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Incest

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Wale is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)

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Knitchblack is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Knitchblack

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Join Isis is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Join Isis