- 1+ 21- 2
Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good
Larry: "I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good."
Larry is trying pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to convince his psychiatrist he's feeling good enough to leave therapy. How very (very, very, very) convincing...
- 2+ 9- 2
Larry: "You're black and your last name is Black? That's like if my name was Larry Jew."
Larry's little "joke" is completely lost on the Black family - thankfully. So thankfully.
- 3+ 11- 4
Jeff: "No, no, no."
Larry: "Big vagina?"
Jeff: "Gigantic vagina."
Jeff: "Biggest vagina known to man. It's huge."
Larry: "You're kidding me, are you telling me the truth?"
Jeff: "It's gigantic."
Definitely need a little context with this: Jeff's ego took a huge blow when his ex claimed he had a small penis. So, to soothe said bruised ego, Jeff tells Larry that the ex's vagina was...well, cavernous.
- 4+ 9- 3
The Stop and Chat
Jeff: Why didn't you say 'hello' to him? You know him.
Larry: "He wanted to do a 'stop and chat,' I didn't want to do a 'stop and chat.'
Jeff: "Stop and chat? Where do you come up with these things, stop and chat?"
Larry: "He wanted to stop and chat with me - and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat."
Ah, the stop and chat. Who hasn't been there? The 'stop and chat' can be downright painful - Larry avoids it at all costs.
- 5+ 7- 3
Nancy Big Tits
Larry: "I got Shawn Yoga, the Yoga instructor. Teresa masseuse."
Leon: "I do the same thing. Like right here, look look, Nancy big t**s, I know Nancy got big ass tiits. Janelle sweet ass. That's the only way I know who the f**k it is."
Who saves contacts under headings like "Nancy Big T**s?" Leon Black, that's who.
- 6+ 6- 2
Vanilla Bulls**t Things
Larry: "I'll have a vanilla... one of the vanilla bulls**t things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bulls**t latte, cappa thing. Whatever you got - I don't care."
Who hasn't wanted to say this to their local barista at one point or another? Maybe not exactly this way - but Larry David once again manages to tap into our frustrations with this classic quote.
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