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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Who doesn't have a favorite 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quote? The HBO show, now in its eighth season, is incredibly quotable. Thanks to Larry David and his clever mind, we've been given a great gift: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quotes galore. From rants about religion to downright insulting comments about women (made, of course, by Larry, but also by several of his 'Curb' co-stars), this show contains some of the best quotes around. Behold, some of the funniest, most memorable 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quotes. Don't see your favorite? Feel free to add it to the list! Please do - we want more!


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    Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

    Larry: "I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good."

    Larry is trying pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to convince his psychiatrist he's feeling good enough to leave therapy. How very (very, very, very) convincing...

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    Larry Jew

    Larry: "You're black and your last name is Black? That's like if my name was Larry Jew."

    Larry's little "joke" is completely lost on the Black family - thankfully. So thankfully.

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    Gigantic Vagina

    Jeff: "No, no, no."
    Larry: "Big vagina?"
    Jeff: "Gigantic vagina."
    Larry: "What?"
    Jeff: "Biggest vagina known to man. It's huge."
    Larry: "You're kidding me, are you telling me the truth?"
    Jeff: "It's gigantic."

    Definitely need a little context with this: Jeff's ego took a huge blow when his ex claimed he had a small penis. So, to soothe said bruised ego, Jeff tells Larry that the ex's vagina was...well, cavernous.

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    The Stop and Chat

    Jeff: Why didn't you say 'hello' to him? You know him.
    Larry: "He wanted to do a 'stop and chat,' I didn't want to do a 'stop and chat.'
    Jeff: "Stop and chat? Where do you come up with these things, stop and chat?"
    Larry: "He wanted to stop and chat with me - and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat."

    Ah, the stop and chat. Who hasn't been there? The 'stop and chat' can be downright painful - Larry avoids it at all costs.

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    Nancy Big Tits

    Larry: "I got Shawn Yoga, the Yoga instructor. Teresa masseuse."
    Leon: "I do the same thing. Like right here, look look, Nancy big t**s, I know Nancy got big ass tiits. Janelle sweet ass. That's the only way I know who the f**k it is."

    Who saves contacts under headings like "Nancy Big T**s?" Leon Black, that's who.

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    Are You My Caucasian?

    Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"
    Krazee: "I'm your…"
    Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"
    Krazee: "I'm your mother f**king Caucasian."

    Krazee-Eyez Killah, who could forget him? Larry sure can't. And really, who else would a wanna-be rapper want helping him write his sick rhymes?

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