'Dark Shadows' movie quotes are, not surprisingly, hilarious. The best lines from this 2012, Tim Burton-directed fantasy comedy based on the classic soap opera 'Dark Shadows' include several funny quips from Johnny Depp. In 'Dark Shadows,' Depp plays rich playboy Barnabas Collins. Barnabas is living the good life in the late-1700s when he breaks the heart of a powerful witch. She turns him into a vampire and buries him alive, where he remains until 1972. Then, he emerges to find that the world has changed dramatically over the past 200 years. See a favorite quote from 'Dark Shadows' on this list? Vote it up! And, if you have a personal favorite line from 'Dark Shadows' that isn't listed here, be sure to add it.
'Dark Shadows' is based on the ABC gothic soap opera created by Dan Curtis. The big screen version is directed by Tim Burton, with the script written by Seth Grahame-Smith ('Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' 'Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter'). In addition to Johnny Depp, 'Dark Shadows' also stars Eva Green as Angelique Bouchard, the witch who curses Barnabas. When Barnabas is freed from his coffin, he meets the new inhabitants of Collinwood Manor. All are his descendants, and all have huge secrets and issues of their own. They include Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer), Jonny Lee Miller as Elizabeth's brother, Roger Collins, Chloe Moretz as Elizabeth's teen daughter, Carolyn Stoddard, Jackie Earle Haley as Collinwood Manor's caretaker, Willie Loomis and Helena Bonham Carter as Elizabeth's psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman.