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The dentist jokes and puns on this list aren't just funny, they’re the tooth! If you like that, there are plenty more dental jokes here to make you smile. The best thing about all this dental humor is that it can soothe any worries about visiting the dentist. Nothing is scary when you can joke about it. Just don’t say any of these hilarious jokes to a dentist’s face. You don’t want them coming after you with their drill because of a dentist pun.

We don’t know about you, but we absolutely hate going to the dentist and studies show that most Americans agree. Sorry, dentists, but we don’t have any fun in your waiting rooms or your fancy chairs. Most dentists are probably nice people who just want to clean the teeth of the world, but that doesn’t make a visit to the dentist's office any less nerve-racking. This list of dentist jokes takes the edge off, though. Maybe our view on orthodontists has softened now that we’ve laughed out heads off at these dentist puns.

Why don’t you read this list of dentist humor and let us know if it changes your mind about visiting the dentist? Vote up the funniest jokes about dentists, and if you have a new dentist joke that we don’t know, fill us in on it in the comments!

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What Did the Dentist Say to th... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Did the Dentist Say to the Golfer? "You have a hole in one."

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What Does the Dentist of the Y... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Does the Dentist of the Year Receive? A little plaque. 

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What Do Dentists Call X-Rays? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Do Dentists Call X-Rays? Tooth pics!

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How Did the Dentist Become a B... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
How Did the Dentist Become a Brain Surgeon? Their drill slipped.

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What Happens When You Get a Go... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Happens When You Get a Gold Tooth? You put your money where your mouth is. 

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What Do You Call a Dentist in ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Do You Call a Dentist in the Army? A drill sergeant.

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What Is a Dentist's Office... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Is a Dentist's Office? A filling station.

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Who Has the Most Dangerous Job... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Who Has the Most Dangerous Job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.

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What's the Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What's the Difference Between a Dentist and a Sadist? A dentist has newer magazines!

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What Game Did the Dentist Play... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Game Did the Dentist Play When She Was a Child? Caps and robbers.

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What Did the Dentist See at th... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Did the Dentist See at the North Pole? A molar bear!

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What Was the Dentist Doing in ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Was the Dentist Doing in Panama? Looking for the Root Canal! 

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What Time Do Most People Go to... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Time Do Most People Go to the Dentist? At tooth hurty.

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What Did the Werewolf Eat afte... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Did the Werewolf Eat after He Had His Teeth Taken Out? The dentist.

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Why Should You Be Nice to Your... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Why Should You Be Nice to Your Dentist? Because they have fillings too.

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What Do Dentists Do on Roller ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Do Dentists Do on Roller Coasters? Braces themselves.

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What Do You Call a Dentist Who... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Do You Call a Dentist Who Can't Stop Working on Teeth? Abscessive compulsive.

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How Do the Dentist and the Man... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
How Do the Dentist and the Manicurist Fight? Tooth and Nail. 

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Why Do Dentists Seem Moody? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Why Do Dentists Seem Moody? Because they always look down in the mouth. 

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Why Did the Buddhist Refuse No... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Why Did the Buddhist Refuse Novocaine During a Root Canal? They wanted to transcend dental medication!

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What Happens When You Go to th... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Happens When You Go to the Dentist Multiple Times? You know the drill.

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Why Was the Dentist Considered... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Why Was the Dentist Considered a Guru? They had their own  flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

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What's a Toothache? is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What's a Toothache? A pain that drives people to extraction.

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Why Do Dentists like Potatoes? is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
Why Do Dentists like Potatoes? Because they're so filling. 

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What Did the Tooth Say to the ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Funniest Dentist Jokes
What Did the Tooth Say to the Dentist on Vacation? "Just fill me in when you get back."