- 1Up 10Down 0
Agent Lucy WildeLucy Wilde: "Mr. Gru, Agent Lucy Wilde of the Anti-Villain League, you're gonna have to come with me."
Gru: "Oh sorry… I…"
Lucy Wilde: "You know you really should announce your weapons after you fire them. For example… Lipstick taser!"
When Lucy Wilde arrives to recruit Gru, Gru has other plans and whips out a weapon. Lucy counters, easily since he announced his attack ahead of time, and overpowers Gru into submission.
- 2Up 7Down 2
Never Grow OlderGru: "Good night, Edith… Good night, Margo… Whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?"
Margo: "My friend Avery"
Gru: "Avery. Huh? Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Margo: "Does it matter?"
Gru: "No. No, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!"
Agnes: "I know what makes you a boy."
Gru: "Uh… You do?"
Agnes: "Your bald head"
Gru: "Oh, yes"
Agnes: "It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, I imagine a little chick popping out… Peep-peep-peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes. Never get older."
When putting his children to bed, Gru faces the realities that his girls will grow up before he knows it. Margo already is scaring him with her possible texting to boys while Agnes scares him in her possible understanding of anatomy, something she actually does not understand which is a relief to Gru.
- 3Up 4Down 1
Silas RamsbottomSilas Ramsbottom: "We are the Anti-Villain League, dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. A new villain has surfaced. You know how a villain thinks. That's why we've brought you here. I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
Minions: "Bottom!" [laughs]
Silas Ramsbottom: Hilarious"
When Gru and his Minions meet Silas Ramsbottom, the leader of the Anti-Villain League, the Minions soon make what is a serious and tense conversation into a gigglefest and all it took was the mention of the word bottom.
- 4Up 3Down 2
Gru's Not HereJillian: "Gru! It's Jillian!"
Gru: "Tell Jillian I'm not here."
Agnes: "Gru's not here!"
Jillian: "Are you sure?"
Agnes: "Yes, he just told me."
Jillian: [laughs] "Agnes, where is Gru?"
Agnes: [While Gru makes various hand gestures] "He's putting on lipstick! … He's swatting on flies! He's chopping his head off! He's pooping?"
When Jillian comes to visit Gru, Gru does his best to hide from her by using Agnes. He tries to explain what to tell Agnes to say but since he cannot talk, his actions are lost in translation.
- 5Up 4Down 3
Accepted a New JobGru: "I have accepted a new job."
Margo: "Oh, really?"
Gru: "Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world."
Edith: "You're gonna be a spy?"
Gru: "That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars, the whole deal!"
Agnes: "Are you really gonna save the world?"
Gru: "Yes… Yes, I am."
Gru is excited to announce to his children the news of his top secret new job. He's all excited to be an undercover spy, especially for all the cool gadgets the job brings.
got a blog or website?