- 1+ 17- 0
D-J-A-N-G-OvMr. Stonesipher: "What's your name?"
Django: "Django, D-J-A-N-G-O, the D is silent"
Just in case there was any confusion, Django spells out his name and explains that the D is silent, as he speaks with Mr. Stonesipher.
- 2+ 11- 1
Exactly The One I'm Looking ForvDr. King Schultz: "Good cold evening, gentlemen. I'm Dr. Schultz." Ace Speck: "What kind of doctor?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Dentist… Among your inventory I've been led to believe is a specimen I'm keen to acquire."
Dr. King Schultz: "What's your name?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Then you'd exactly the one I'm looking for."
Ace Speck: "Hey, stop talking to him. No sale"
Dr. King Schultz: "Calm down, I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction."
Ace Speck: "Last chance, fancy pants"
Dr. King Schultz: "Oh, very well" [shoots Ace]
Posing as a dentist, Dr. King Schultz acts as though he's interested in purchasing a slave from Ace Speck. However, once he realizes that he's found Django, he takes the terms of the arrangement into his own hands.
- 3+ 10- 1
Wearing BagsBig Daddy: "Damn. I can't see f***ing s*** out of this thing."
Bag Head #2: "I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia."
Big Daddy: "Did I say we ain't wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? That's all that matters!"
As Big Daddy and the other bag heads learn, while their goal of riding around on their horses for the raid on Dr. Schultz and Django was well intentioned, the bags clearly impede their vision. Fear not, says Big Daddy, it's the horses who need to see, not them.
- 4+ 11- 2
Curiosity and AttentionvCalvin Candie: "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention."
When Dr. Schultz and Django pay a visit to Calvin Candie, they intrigue the Candyland owner, moving his level of interest from curious to attentive.
- 5+ 9- 3
I Like the Way You Die, BoyvDjango: "I like the way you die, boy."
For Django, getting the opportunity to kill one of the brothers responsible for taking his wife is sweet, sweet revenge.
- 6+ 10- 4
I Need Your HelpvDr. King Schultz: "Do you know what a bounty hunter is?"
Django: "You kill people and they give you a reward."
Dr. King Schultz: "That and they are big on that reward… I need your help. I'm looking for the Brittle Brothers however I don't know what they look like, but you do. Don't you?"
Django: "They caught my wife and they sold her but I don't know where they took her."
Dr. King Schultz: "That means we visit every plantation until we find them and once the final Brittle Brother lies dead in the dust, I agree to give you your freedom and I'll take you to rescue your wife."
Django: "Where we going?"
Once Dr. Schultz lays out the big picture of what he wants to do, Django is all ready to get started. Freedom and his wife back, how could he turn that offer down?
- 7+ 7- 2
What's Not to Like?vDr. King Schultz: "How do you like the bounty hunting business?"
Django: "Kill white folks and they pay you for it, what's not to like?"
Going from being a slave to a while man to getting money for killing while folks is quite the role reversal for Django, not that he is complaining.
- 8+ 4- 1
I'm CuriousvCalvin Candie: "What's your name, boy?"
Dr. King Schultz: "His name is Django Freedom."
Calvin Candie: "Hmph, where'd you dig him up?"
Dr. King Schultz: "A fortunate turn of events brought Django and myself together."
Calvin Candie: "I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody that Mandingos ain't damn good ain't nothing that nobody is selling is worth buying. I'm curious, what makes you such a Mandingo expert?"
Django: "I'm curious what makes you so curious."
Butch Pooch: "What did you say, boy?"
Calvin Candie: "Calm down, Butch. No offense given, none taken."
Dr. King Schultz: "Monsier Candie, I'd appreciate if you'd direct your line of inquires at me.
Calvin Candie: "One… You do not have anything to drink. Can I get you a tasty refreshment?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Yes! I'll have a beer."
Calvin Candie: "Wonderful. Roscoe, a beer for the man with the beard and I will have a Polynesian Pearl Diver. Do not spare the rum."
Calvin Candie has a bone to pick with Django and wastes little time in airing his concerns. Luckily, Dr. Schultz is there to diffuse the situation before it gets out of hand.
- 9+ 3- 0
Why Don't They Rise UpvCalvin Candie: "I lived my whole life surrounded by black faces. I only had one question, why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?"
Dr. King Schultz: [laughs] "Who knows what could happen?"
As Calvin Candie jokes about why the slaves don't rise up against their keepers, the thought never crosses his mind that it actually someday could happen. He almost mocks the idea as something so simple for him, but so our of reach for those he owns.
- 10+ 2- 0
Why Do You CarevDr. King Schultz: "We make a good team. We're pretty good at finding people."
Django: "Why you care if I find my wife?"
Dr. King Schultz: "I've never given anybody their freedom before. I feel responsible for you."
Django asks Dr. Schultz why he is going to such lengths to help him find his wife. Dr. Schultz explains that he's doing something special here and feels obligated to follow it through to a positive conclusion.
- 11+ 2- 0
Silver-Tongued DevilDjango: "Hey there, trouble-maker."
Dr. King Schultz: "You silver-tongued devil you."
When Django and Broomhilda are finally reunited, Broomhilda faints. Perhaps it was more for seeing her husband again rather than what he said but the details are not important.
- 12+ 2- 1
A Good Bit of FunvCalvin Candie: "Gentlemen, come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun."
Entertained by what he's seeing, Calvin Candie invites others to enjoy the show. That show is none other than his main event where slaves fight for sport against one another.
- 13+ 1- 0
Southern HospitalityCalvin Candie: "Stephen, when you get through showing them to their rooms, go fetch Hildi. Get her cleaned up and smellin' real nice and send her over to Dr. Schultz's room."
Stephen: "Actually, Monsieur Candie sir, there's something I ain't told you about yet."
Calvin Candie: "What?"
Stephen: "Uh, Hildi 'in the hot box."
Calvin Candie: "Well what's she doin' there?"
Stephen: "What you think she doin' there, in the hot box? She been punished!"
Calvin Candie: "Well what did she do?"
Stephen: "She run off again."
Calvin Candie: "Jesus Christ, Stephen! How many people run away while I was gone?"
Calvin Candie: "Well when did she go?"
Stephen: "Last night. They brung her back this morning."
Calvin Candie: "How long she been in the box?" Stephen: "How long you think she been in there? All damn day! And the little bitch got ten more days to be in there."
Calvin Candie: "Take her out."
Stephen: "Take her out? Why?"
Calvin Candie: "Because I said so, that's why! Dr. Schultz is my guest. Hildi is my n*****. Southern hospitality dictates I make her available to him."
Stephen: "But Monsieur Candie, she run off."
Calvin Candie: "Christ, Stephen! What is the point of having a n***** that speaks German if you can't wheel 'em out when you have a German guest? Now I realize it is an inconvenience! Still, you take her ass out."
Stephen: "Yes sir… Ya'll done heard the man! Get her ass up outta there! Go! Get her over there and get her cleaned up and bring her back over here to, uh, Doctor… What did you say your name was? Shoots?"
Dr. King Schultz: "Schultz"
As if it wasn't bad enough that Stephen let two slaves run off while Calvin Candie was gone, now Stephen is having trouble not only understanding a command to make Hildy available to Mr. Candie's guest but also the name of said guest. What a hot mess!
- 14+ 1- 0
Walkin' in the MoonlightDjango: "You better listen to your boss, white boy."
Billy Crash: "Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you."
Django: "You wanna hold my hand?"
Despite understanding that Django is free, Billy Crash does not take kindly to a black man being among his ranks and it shows. Django however, acting as a black slave owner, gives the attitude right back.
- 15+ 1- 0
You're ScaryStephen: "You said you ain't know him."
Stephen: "I said, 'You said you ain't know him.'"
Broomhilda: "I don't."
Stephen: "Yes, you do."
Broomhilda: "Mister Stephen, I don't."
Stephen: "Why is you lying to me?"
Broomhilda: "I ain't."
Stephen: "Then why is you cryin'?"
Broomhilda: "You scaring me."
Stephen: "Why is I'm scarin' you?"
Broomhilda: "Because you're scary."
Trying her best to keep her relationship with Django to herself, Broomhilda has a hard time keeping it together when Stephen interrogates her. She does well but Stephen's demeanor of being scary to being with is not helping.
- 16+ 1- 0
A German StoryDr. King Schultz: "It's a German story. There's always a mountain."
When explaining a story to Django, Dr. Schultz responds to Django's question about why the story contains a mountain. That answer is simple, all Germany stories have a mountain.
- 17+ 1- 0
You Wanna Dress Like That?Betina: "So you're really free?"
Betina: "You mean, you wanna dress like that?"
Upon Django's arrival at Big Daddy's plantation Betina is confused to learn that Django is free but is wearing a ridiculous outfit. Clearly if she could choose what she wears she would choose something quite different.
- 18+ 1- 0
You Gentlemen Have Two ChoicesDr. King Schultz: "Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves, take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata."
After purchasing Django from the Speck brothers, Dr. Schultz gives the remaining Speck slaves an option. They can go kill the last Speck and go free or help that Speck get medical attention and continues their indentured lives, their choice.
- 19+ 1- 0
The 'D' Is Silent, HillbillyBilly Crash: "D-jango, you black son of a bitch!"
Django: "The 'D' is silent, hillbilly."
Django might have dealt with the disrespect of Billy Crash earlier but in the end, after Django leaves Billy dying, it's Django who gets the last laugh.
- 20+ 1- 0
Positive?Dr. King Schultz: "Positive?"
Django: "I dunno."
Dr. King Schultz: "You don't know if you're positive?"
Django: "I don't know what positive means."
Dr. King Schultz: "It means you're sure."
Dr. King Schultz: "Yes, what?"
Django: "Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead."
At first, the communication between Dr. Schultz and Django is slight strained as Django's vocabulary is a bit smaller than the doctor's. Once they get their words straight however it's smooth sailing.