He Posted This Gross Picture of His Butt
Not content with showing off his myriad of tattoos with selfies of his biceps, Beiber bared all on Instagram while visiting the French Polynesian Island of Bora Bora. He captioned the picture, "Look." Presumably he meant for viewers to take in the gorgeous scenery and not his pale ass.
Throws a Fit Because He Had to Watch Drake with the Regular People
According to TMZ, Bieber was put into a choke hold at So Cal's 2015 Coachella music festival after an altercation with security. Apparently the Biebs and his entourage were not allowed entrance into the artist area during Drake's performance because it was already at capacity. Instead of watching the set with the rest of the civilians in the crowd, Bieber said he needed special access to the restricted area so that he wouldn't be overwhelmed by fans. The security guards were not amused.
When a staffer finally came over to escort Bieber into the artist area, a security guard, doing his job like a true American hero, came up from behind and put Bieber in a choke hold. After that, Bieber and his personal security team left voluntarily but said they were considering legal action.
Believe it or not, the Biebs actually did something nice! Click here to see.
Says Ankle Hurts Too Much to Do Community Service
February 11, 2015: Remember when Bieber got in trouble for throwing eggs at his neighbor's house like a real sophisticated adult? Well he still hasn't manged to pay his debt to society (Ed. note: debt to society my be too large to be fully paid back). In fact, he even shirked on this court mandated community service, citing sever ankle pain as the reason for his absence.
Ankle pain developed from obsessively preparing for an upcoming tour? Or repeatedly stooping down to give high fives to his young fans? No. It's from playing soccer with his friends.
Bieber was given until his next court date in March to complete the five days of service. It's part of a sentence that required him to also attend 12 anger management sessions, and pay $80,900 to repair damage to his neighbor's home.
Read more: Billboard
Spends Two Weeks Becoming a Pastor
November 2014: While devoting yourself to your religion and swearing off harmful substances like booze and weed are noble pursuits, thinking you can reform your entire way of being (and learn how to be an actual pastor) in two weeks is a classic douche move.
In November 2014, after being baptized in an NYC bathtub, Bieber announced that he was beginning a mission to learn how to spread the word of God. The first step: heading out to Rancho Mirage, CA to spend two weeks with a pastor.
Whether he takes the next step and starts preaching remains to be seen. We have a feeling his church will have a pretty big following of suddenly-religious teenage girls.
Tweets From the Tub
Strips During A Live Telecast on CBS
In September 2014, the Biebs appeared onstage during CBS's live telecast of "Fashion Rocks." Evidently, he had recently held a private screening of Magic Mike, and decided to give the audience (both in studio and live at home!) a strip tease, all the way down to his skivvies. He stated that he "just [doesn't] feel comfortable unless I'm in my Calvins." So this was also a Calvin Klein ad. You're welcome.
Sure, he has abs, but as the screams of young girls could barely be heard over the rest of the audience's boos, it would seem no one really cares about his toned bod.
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