Throws a Fit Because He Had to Watch Drake with the Regular People
According to TMZ, Bieber was put into a choke hold at So Cal's 2015 Coachella music festival after an altercation with security. Apparently the Biebs and his entourage were not allowed entrance into the artist area during Drake's performance because it was already at capacity. Instead of watching the set with the rest of the civilians in the crowd, Bieber said he needed special access to the restricted area so that he wouldn't be overwhelmed by fans. The security guards were not amused.
When a staffer finally came over to escort Bieber into the artist area, a security guard, doing his job like a true American hero, came up from behind and put Bieber in a choke hold. After that, Bieber and his personal security team left voluntarily but said they were considering legal action.
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Says Ankle Hurts Too Much to Do Community Service
February 11, 2015: Remember when Bieber got in trouble for throwing eggs at his neighbor's house like a real sophisticated adult? Well he still hasn't manged to pay his debt to society (Ed. note: debt to society my be too large to be fully paid back). In fact, he even shirked on this court mandated community service, citing sever ankle pain as the reason for his absence.
Ankle pain developed from obsessively preparing for an upcoming tour? Or repeatedly stooping down to give high fives to his young fans? No. It's from playing soccer with his friends.
Bieber was given until his next court date in March to complete the five days of service. It's part of a sentence that required him to also attend 12 anger management sessions, and pay $80,900 to repair damage to his neighbor's home.
Read more: Billboard
Spends Two Weeks Becoming a Pastor
November 2014: While devoting yourself to your religion and swearing off harmful substances like booze and weed are noble pursuits, thinking you can reform your entire way of being (and learn how to be an actual pastor) in two weeks is a classic douche move.
In November 2014, after being baptized in an NYC bathtub, Bieber announced that he was beginning a mission to learn how to spread the word of God. The first step: heading out to Rancho Mirage, CA to spend two weeks with a pastor.
Whether he takes the next step and starts preaching remains to be seen. We have a feeling his church will have a pretty big following of suddenly-religious teenage girls.
Tweets From the Tub
Strips During A Live Telecast on CBS
In September 2014, the Biebs appeared onstage during CBS's live telecast of "Fashion Rocks." Evidently, he had recently held a private screening of Magic Mike, and decided to give the audience (both in studio and live at home!) a strip tease, all the way down to his skivvies. He stated that he "just [doesn't] feel comfortable unless I'm in my Calvins." So this was also a Calvin Klein ad. You're welcome.
Sure, he has abs, but as the screams of young girls could barely be heard over the rest of the audience's boos, it would seem no one really cares about his toned bod.
Accused of Robbing a Girl of Her Cell Phone
On May 12, 2014, Bieber was accused of an attempted robbery in the San Fernando Valley. Apparently, he tried to take a young woman's cell phone at Sherman Oaks Castle Park, a place that has a batting cage and mini golf, you know, the stuff a person his age would like. The alleged theft took place after Bieber and friends got into a little scuffle with some other fellas, and he snatched the woman's phone, assuming she took pictures of the incident. He demanded to see the photos, and when she said no, he searched her purse, took her phone, and that was that.
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